Andrew Broadworth
@savitchspoon.bsky.social
Disaffected member of Generation X. Also Canadian.
I learned Roman numerals, and my manhood was small.
I then learned Arabic numerals and my manhood grew mightily.
* manhood in this skeet means math prowess.
I then learned Arabic numerals and my manhood grew mightily.
* manhood in this skeet means math prowess.
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I learned Roman numerals, and my manhood was small.
I then learned Arabic numerals and my manhood grew mightily.
* manhood in this skeet means math prowess.
I then learned Arabic numerals and my manhood grew mightily.
* manhood in this skeet means math prowess.
When the dust settles, we're going to need to see reparations paid by the media companies to civilisation for a very long time.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When the dust settles, we're going to need to see reparations paid by the media companies to civilisation for a very long time.
I don't think I've ever deleted a skeet. Am I eligible for a cookie?
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don't think I've ever deleted a skeet. Am I eligible for a cookie?
I despise sweet relish. Awful stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I despise sweet relish. Awful stuff.
Do you really think we need Tipper Stickers on new albums in this day and age? Put the sanctimonious bullshit to bed.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Do you really think we need Tipper Stickers on new albums in this day and age? Put the sanctimonious bullshit to bed.
@tiffstevenson.bsky.social Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@tiffstevenson.bsky.social Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
When you discover that thing from the old cartoons is actually real.
I love a Starry Gazey Pie
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When you discover that thing from the old cartoons is actually real.
Gilmore Girls was a terrible show. It's exhibit #1 on how witty, clever screenwriting doesn't guarantee good product.
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gilmore Girls was a terrible show. It's exhibit #1 on how witty, clever screenwriting doesn't guarantee good product.
@baystreetvideo.bsky.social Love visiting BSV. It's got that comforting, 'you're now in civilisation' BSV smell.
October 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@baystreetvideo.bsky.social Love visiting BSV. It's got that comforting, 'you're now in civilisation' BSV smell.
Gnosis. Isn't that what you get from eating raw pork?
October 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gnosis. Isn't that what you get from eating raw pork?
Has anyone been able to give away Grimes' records after the Flameout? I had to dump mine in a thrift store bin after months of offering on social media.
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Has anyone been able to give away Grimes' records after the Flameout? I had to dump mine in a thrift store bin after months of offering on social media.
I don't like how Americans pronounce 'ultimate'.
"oltimate"
Sounds funny.
"oltimate"
Sounds funny.
September 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don't like how Americans pronounce 'ultimate'.
"oltimate"
Sounds funny.
"oltimate"
Sounds funny.
Hungarians fucking love paprika. It's adorable.
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hungarians fucking love paprika. It's adorable.
You're reaching the age where nesting tables seem sensible.
September 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You're reaching the age where nesting tables seem sensible.
William Shatner's 'The Human Centipede'
John Carpenter's Vanya on 42nd Street
Michael Bay’s My Dinner With Andre.
September 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
William Shatner's 'The Human Centipede'
Any large company incorporated in the U.S. now might want to start plans to skedaddle.
August 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Any large company incorporated in the U.S. now might want to start plans to skedaddle.
Prepping for an interview as Bath and Body's Associate Product Namer.
- Misty Mountain Womp
- Coconut Runoff
- Aggressive Pumpkinseed
- Lavender Bushing
- Rain Mattress
- Peppermint Fink
- Exploding Rhoda
- Cedar Eustace
- Misty Mountain Womp
- Coconut Runoff
- Aggressive Pumpkinseed
- Lavender Bushing
- Rain Mattress
- Peppermint Fink
- Exploding Rhoda
- Cedar Eustace
August 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Prepping for an interview as Bath and Body's Associate Product Namer.
- Misty Mountain Womp
- Coconut Runoff
- Aggressive Pumpkinseed
- Lavender Bushing
- Rain Mattress
- Peppermint Fink
- Exploding Rhoda
- Cedar Eustace
- Misty Mountain Womp
- Coconut Runoff
- Aggressive Pumpkinseed
- Lavender Bushing
- Rain Mattress
- Peppermint Fink
- Exploding Rhoda
- Cedar Eustace
Root beer does awful things to the innards of fountain soda systems. Just think of what does to you.
August 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Root beer does awful things to the innards of fountain soda systems. Just think of what does to you.
Who would have imagined this dumb show having any future after 'Children's Hospital'?
www.avclub.com/greys-anatom...
www.avclub.com/greys-anatom...
"Pick me, choose me, love me:" How Grey's Anatomy found its voice
"Pick me, choose me, love me:" How Grey's Anatomy found its voice
www.avclub.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Who would have imagined this dumb show having any future after 'Children's Hospital'?
www.avclub.com/greys-anatom...
www.avclub.com/greys-anatom...
In modern times, what is the general difference between a wench and a waif?
August 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
In modern times, what is the general difference between a wench and a waif?
Sweet pickles suck. I cannot over-emphasize this enough.
August 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sweet pickles suck. I cannot over-emphasize this enough.
I know it's not really Tick-canonical, but Batmanuel was frikkin' hilarious.
July 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I know it's not really Tick-canonical, but Batmanuel was frikkin' hilarious.
I used to be resolute in my hatred of ketchup on mac and cheese when I was a kid. In my old age, I confess it is not terrible in small amounts.
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I used to be resolute in my hatred of ketchup on mac and cheese when I was a kid. In my old age, I confess it is not terrible in small amounts.
One problem with shooting on video is it looks like it's shot on video.
The other problem with shooting on video is that it takes gigawatts of electricity to process it so it doesn't look like it was shot on video.
The other problem with shooting on video is that it takes gigawatts of electricity to process it so it doesn't look like it was shot on video.
July 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One problem with shooting on video is it looks like it's shot on video.
The other problem with shooting on video is that it takes gigawatts of electricity to process it so it doesn't look like it was shot on video.
The other problem with shooting on video is that it takes gigawatts of electricity to process it so it doesn't look like it was shot on video.