Watching people just let their dogs go ham licking their faces makes me

Get you a girl that can do both

God DAMNIT I left my hitachi at Steve’s house and I’m not seeing him again until Saturday.

Yeah sure of course this is comfortable @stevenaleck.bsky.social

*pours vinegar on my feelings in an attempt to neutralize them*

I love how these people I interviewed with last week promised they wouldn’t ghost me and that I’d hear back by Friday/Monday and then they did, in fact, ghost me, even though I sent two follow up emails.

Was hanging out with two of our straight monogamous friends last night and they were talking about how it’s a valid reason to be upset if your partner is in the background of someone of the opposite sex’s bathroom mirror pic and Rachel and I just looked at each other like

Not a fan of the look when people brush their eyebrow hairs straight up but to each their own

This is how I feel whenever people make references to “watching Twilight when they were 7 years old” and I’m like

Menditto texted me for the first time in a couple months. Breeding kink is real I guess.

Sup blue sky I’m at a party where the only person I know is the host