I hope none of the clientele at work tonight pick up on my shitty ass vibes. I really just feel like bursting into tears but I have to put my customer service face on.
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I hope none of the clientele at work tonight pick up on my shitty ass vibes. I really just feel like bursting into tears but I have to put my customer service face on.
Makes me mad when celebrities who already make millions of dollars start OnlyFans accounts. Like ??? You’re taking business away from people who actually need this for their livelihood? You don’t even need the money kindly fuck off
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Makes me mad when celebrities who already make millions of dollars start OnlyFans accounts. Like ??? You’re taking business away from people who actually need this for their livelihood? You don’t even need the money kindly fuck off
Just saw a reel saying the best smores hack is to stick a peanut butter cup in marshmallow fluff and then stick it in the fire and I think my life has been changed.
June 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just saw a reel saying the best smores hack is to stick a peanut butter cup in marshmallow fluff and then stick it in the fire and I think my life has been changed.
The energy that Jamille brought to our Return of the King watch party at the bar is exactly what this night needed.
June 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The energy that Jamille brought to our Return of the King watch party at the bar is exactly what this night needed.
I will forever standby the sentiment that Magners tastes like ass.
May 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I will forever standby the sentiment that Magners tastes like ass.
I was super cunty to this gay guy who came into the bar and he was like, “I like you. I’m buying you a shot.” 🤣
May 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I was super cunty to this gay guy who came into the bar and he was like, “I like you. I’m buying you a shot.” 🤣
Got news that I’m going to be in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months starting on Monday. Spectrum outage made us unable to clock in or open for the first hour of our shift. Main security guard no-call-no-showed. I need a bisexual witch to tell me what is happening in the cosmos today
May 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Got news that I’m going to be in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months starting on Monday. Spectrum outage made us unable to clock in or open for the first hour of our shift. Main security guard no-call-no-showed. I need a bisexual witch to tell me what is happening in the cosmos today
Told Lauren I was running on two hours of sleep and so she brought me a shot, a Red Bull, and a water. An actual angel.
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Told Lauren I was running on two hours of sleep and so she brought me a shot, a Red Bull, and a water. An actual angel.
White boys in movie theatres really be lovin chicken jockeys, whatever the hell that means.
April 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
White boys in movie theatres really be lovin chicken jockeys, whatever the hell that means.
Me: “Which fork is mine? Is this yours?”
Steve: “Does it matter? I’ve literally licked your asshole.”
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Steve: “Does it matter? I’ve literally licked your asshole.”
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April 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me: “Which fork is mine? Is this yours?”
Steve: “Does it matter? I’ve literally licked your asshole.”
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Steve: “Does it matter? I’ve literally licked your asshole.”
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Do not have enough liquid courage in me yet but just got signed up to sing Suddenly Seymour at karaoke against my will. Here we go.
April 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Do not have enough liquid courage in me yet but just got signed up to sing Suddenly Seymour at karaoke against my will. Here we go.
Went to get tested and ran into two people going to the same play party as us next week. Lmao.
April 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Went to get tested and ran into two people going to the same play party as us next week. Lmao.
I am so insanely busy between having two jobs and two partners right now but honestly?? I’m happy. So it’s all good.
April 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I am so insanely busy between having two jobs and two partners right now but honestly?? I’m happy. So it’s all good.
Home tonight for the first time since Friday. Gonna sleep for four hours then get up, go work a double, and be gone for another five days because I’m house sitting for a friend. Why do I even pay rent at my house anymore at this rate lmfao
April 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Home tonight for the first time since Friday. Gonna sleep for four hours then get up, go work a double, and be gone for another five days because I’m house sitting for a friend. Why do I even pay rent at my house anymore at this rate lmfao
So, girl I fucked at an orgy that I now shoot OnlyFans content with just got hired at the bar I’m working at. Managers don’t know that we know each other but will figure it out when we’re working together on Wed and I’m wondering how to tell them how we met. Gotta keep this shit professional. Lmfao.
April 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So, girl I fucked at an orgy that I now shoot OnlyFans content with just got hired at the bar I’m working at. Managers don’t know that we know each other but will figure it out when we’re working together on Wed and I’m wondering how to tell them how we met. Gotta keep this shit professional. Lmfao.
Goddamn I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow.
April 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Goddamn I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow.
Not Steve fact checking the historical accuracy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and finding out that a lot of it was true 😂
April 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Not Steve fact checking the historical accuracy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and finding out that a lot of it was true 😂
Thinking about how an ex-metamour who happened to be a landlord wrote me a fake letter of recommendation saying I had lived at his property for years when in reality I had been living in the apartment I was applying for without being on the lease for years. He was a homie for that.
April 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thinking about how an ex-metamour who happened to be a landlord wrote me a fake letter of recommendation saying I had lived at his property for years when in reality I had been living in the apartment I was applying for without being on the lease for years. He was a homie for that.
Can’t imagine marrying someone while you’re still in the honeymoon stage. Like. You have no idea where things are going to go in a few years.
April 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can’t imagine marrying someone while you’re still in the honeymoon stage. Like. You have no idea where things are going to go in a few years.
Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha I fucking hate my dad
April 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha I fucking hate my dad
If sexuality is a spectrum, that implies that there is one person on earth who is the gayest.
April 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If sexuality is a spectrum, that implies that there is one person on earth who is the gayest.
Hot take: pizza rolls are better in the microwave than the oven. I don’t like them when they’re too crunchy.
April 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hot take: pizza rolls are better in the microwave than the oven. I don’t like them when they’re too crunchy.
Oh no, She Is Coming. I am getting crampy.
April 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh no, She Is Coming. I am getting crampy.
Weirdly aware all of a sudden that every piercing in my nose is a different gauge size. My septum is a 16 now (used to be a 14), my right nostril is an 18, and my left nostril is a 20. Whoops.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Weirdly aware all of a sudden that every piercing in my nose is a different gauge size. My septum is a 16 now (used to be a 14), my right nostril is an 18, and my left nostril is a 20. Whoops.
Dropped a Happy Tree Friends reference in the work group chat and I don’t think anyone understood it.
April 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dropped a Happy Tree Friends reference in the work group chat and I don’t think anyone understood it.