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David Sarin
@sarinwrapped.bsky.social
Outsider artist, manic 40K enthusiast, caffeine-fueled flesh machine, horrible bastard extraordinaire
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Go fuck yourself, Elon
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I'm not in marketing but an angry guy shrieking "Guess what asshole...AI isn't going away so you might as well accept it!" doesn't strike me as the way you'd pitch an ostensibly useful product
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm also mildly concerned about that kid from Up On the Housetop that's getting a friggin' whip and a hammer from Santa Claus
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Almost forgot I still had this

2016 was a year
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called 1000 Hobbit DJs
A The Hobbit cover band called SNAUG.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Einstürzende Númenor.
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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what's the move? we slumberin' or nah?
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Festive hazard striping gets the heretical nonsense treatment
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Another addition to my stockpile arrived today

Not as fuckable as the Dune popcorn bucket, but I'll take it
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Another strange case of life imitating art
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Most dangerous men in FPS
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"I HOPE THEM ALIENS ARE REAL, SO THAT I HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK"
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Scratching Silent Night, Deadly Night off my list

They right about that
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Putting the "IV" in "festive"
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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RIP to the legendary Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

➡️ deadline.com/2025/12/cary...

He'll always be Shang-Tsung to me and killed every role he was in
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Plus Plus the Debug Duck
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Follow the red-nosed reindeer
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is your friendly neighborhood cyberdrunk reminding you once again to hack responsibly* this Cyber Monday, kids

*Unless you're going after the assets of the richest jerks on the planet, in which case, go nuts
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Celebrating Billy Idol turning 70 today and Cyber Monday tomorrow by putting on Cyberpunk
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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FIREBLU
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Catching bits of the MST3K Turkey Day marathon while cooking up this year's feast
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM