David Sarin
@sarinwrapped.bsky.social
Outsider artist, manic 40K enthusiast, caffeine-fueled flesh machine, horrible bastard extraordinaire
I'm also mildly concerned about that kid from Up On the Housetop that's getting a friggin' whip and a hammer from Santa Claus
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm also mildly concerned about that kid from Up On the Housetop that's getting a friggin' whip and a hammer from Santa Claus
Almost forgot I still had this
2016 was a year
2016 was a year
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Almost forgot I still had this
2016 was a year
2016 was a year
Festive hazard striping gets the heretical nonsense treatment
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Festive hazard striping gets the heretical nonsense treatment
Another addition to my stockpile arrived today
Not as fuckable as the Dune popcorn bucket, but I'll take it
Not as fuckable as the Dune popcorn bucket, but I'll take it
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Another addition to my stockpile arrived today
Not as fuckable as the Dune popcorn bucket, but I'll take it
Not as fuckable as the Dune popcorn bucket, but I'll take it
Another strange case of life imitating art
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Another strange case of life imitating art
"I HOPE THEM ALIENS ARE REAL, SO THAT I HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK"
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"I HOPE THEM ALIENS ARE REAL, SO THAT I HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK"
On to the sequel
You already know what day it is
...It was WHEN
...OH NO, MY RUBBISH BINS
You already know what day it is
...It was WHEN
...OH NO, MY RUBBISH BINS
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
On to the sequel
You already know what day it is
...It was WHEN
...OH NO, MY RUBBISH BINS
You already know what day it is
...It was WHEN
...OH NO, MY RUBBISH BINS
Scratching Silent Night, Deadly Night off my list
They right about that
They right about that
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Scratching Silent Night, Deadly Night off my list
They right about that
They right about that
Putting the "IV" in "festive"
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Putting the "IV" in "festive"
Follow the red-nosed reindeer
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Follow the red-nosed reindeer
This is your friendly neighborhood cyberdrunk reminding you once again to hack responsibly* this Cyber Monday, kids
*Unless you're going after the assets of the richest jerks on the planet, in which case, go nuts
*Unless you're going after the assets of the richest jerks on the planet, in which case, go nuts
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is your friendly neighborhood cyberdrunk reminding you once again to hack responsibly* this Cyber Monday, kids
*Unless you're going after the assets of the richest jerks on the planet, in which case, go nuts
*Unless you're going after the assets of the richest jerks on the planet, in which case, go nuts
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Why's Hello Kitty dressed like she wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Why's Hello Kitty dressed like she wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
After heroic amounts of beer and a few obnoxiously loud live synthwave videos on Youtube last night, I managed to churn out some holiday propaganda for this year
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After heroic amounts of beer and a few obnoxiously loud live synthwave videos on Youtube last night, I managed to churn out some holiday propaganda for this year
Drinking and driving down at the barcade for my birthday
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Drinking and driving down at the barcade for my birthday
38, 38, now I'm 38
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
38, 38, now I'm 38
RIP Udo Kier
One of several things to enjoy about one of my favorite bad movies
One of several things to enjoy about one of my favorite bad movies
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
RIP Udo Kier
One of several things to enjoy about one of my favorite bad movies
One of several things to enjoy about one of my favorite bad movies
Out for pre-birthday brunch with @furiousrockets.bsky.social
Kinda fucked up that this place has a brazen bull out front
Kinda fucked up that this place has a brazen bull out front
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Out for pre-birthday brunch with @furiousrockets.bsky.social
Kinda fucked up that this place has a brazen bull out front
Kinda fucked up that this place has a brazen bull out front
When I'm thinking of reasons to recommend the Villeneuve Dune movies over Lynch's Dune:
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When I'm thinking of reasons to recommend the Villeneuve Dune movies over Lynch's Dune:
At a watch party for The Lighthouse
This alone was worth the cost of admission
This alone was worth the cost of admission
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
At a watch party for The Lighthouse
This alone was worth the cost of admission
This alone was worth the cost of admission
CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC MALLARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC MALLARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
Meanwhile, in post-apocalyptic Boston
Finally, Doomguy big naturals
Finally, Doomguy big naturals
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Meanwhile, in post-apocalyptic Boston
Finally, Doomguy big naturals
Finally, Doomguy big naturals
I had a delightful time recreating one of these ads when I got married last year
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I had a delightful time recreating one of these ads when I got married last year
I felt like watching a true classic of cinema that I hadn't seen before, so I put on Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Don't tell me how to live my life
Don't tell me how to live my life
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I felt like watching a true classic of cinema that I hadn't seen before, so I put on Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Don't tell me how to live my life
Don't tell me how to live my life
I have never wanted so badly to convert something into a war-ravaged piece of Warhammer terrain before in my life
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have never wanted so badly to convert something into a war-ravaged piece of Warhammer terrain before in my life