Santas_Twerkshop🧜🏻♀️🔮🐦⬛
@saramonkey.bsky.social
Award-winning writer. Sassypants. GenX. Snarknado. Problematic bitch. Bad dancer. Daydreamer.
...tattooed faces, mustache wax, beard oil, scalp balm, tank tops, DMV photos, SUNGLASSES, pets, cars, grandma's guest rooms, fishing trips, sibling births, crazy-eyes, work trucks, apartments, podcasts, "the one time I smiled," the LMAFO band, vagabonds, Nana's guest bedroom in the background...
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
...tattooed faces, mustache wax, beard oil, scalp balm, tank tops, DMV photos, SUNGLASSES, pets, cars, grandma's guest rooms, fishing trips, sibling births, crazy-eyes, work trucks, apartments, podcasts, "the one time I smiled," the LMAFO band, vagabonds, Nana's guest bedroom in the background...
...psychos, himbos, the undead....
a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
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December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
...psychos, himbos, the undead....
I won two pillows!
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I won two pillows!
I *ertha kitt growled* and Greg glared. 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I *ertha kitt growled* and Greg glared. 🤣
Heeeey Luigi....
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Heeeey Luigi....
Merry Krimma! Who likes *hula-hoops body several times as Kansas City Strip steaks rain out of my Tabasco-themed flannel lounge pants like some horrible piñata * meat?"
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Merry Krimma! Who likes *hula-hoops body several times as Kansas City Strip steaks rain out of my Tabasco-themed flannel lounge pants like some horrible piñata * meat?"
One time I was in Dillards and I went over to the fancy dress section and I was looking at fancy dresses and the elderly sales lady cleared her throat so hard I literally power walked out of the store as fast as I could.
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
One time I was in Dillards and I went over to the fancy dress section and I was looking at fancy dresses and the elderly sales lady cleared her throat so hard I literally power walked out of the store as fast as I could.
Replacing all the notes with "Nom noms"
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Replacing all the notes with "Nom noms"