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@saramonkey.bsky.social
Award-winning writer. Sassypants. GenX. Snarknado. Problematic bitch. Bad dancer. Daydreamer.
A Krimma album I can get behind...if that's how your freak flag flies, that is...
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December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A Krimma album I can get behind...if that's how your freak flag flies, that is...
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Me, deadass serious: "We both need to get physically healthy b/c if you get as sick as your dad is, I'm not I'm strong enough like Peg (emotionally, mentally, or physically) to take care of both of us."
Hubs: "Pop's not sick, he's just old."
He's surly w/Parkinson's, wears diapers, and can't walk.
Hubs: "Pop's not sick, he's just old."
He's surly w/Parkinson's, wears diapers, and can't walk.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me, deadass serious: "We both need to get physically healthy b/c if you get as sick as your dad is, I'm not I'm strong enough like Peg (emotionally, mentally, or physically) to take care of both of us."
Hubs: "Pop's not sick, he's just old."
He's surly w/Parkinson's, wears diapers, and can't walk.
Hubs: "Pop's not sick, he's just old."
He's surly w/Parkinson's, wears diapers, and can't walk.
Living the dream....
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Living the dream....
Apparently, Multi-verse Sara shows Marmaduke.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Apparently, Multi-verse Sara shows Marmaduke.
BTW, the the Flo app nails it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BTW, the the Flo app nails it.
Happy Brown Friday to anyone who consumed the stuffing at my sister's house yesterday!
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy Brown Friday to anyone who consumed the stuffing at my sister's house yesterday!
She told me to dress up so, I hope Aztec Priestess is okay!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
She told me to dress up so, I hope Aztec Priestess is okay!
Q, a Asian non-trad passed her nursing test and gifted us some Want Want Senbei Japanese Rice Crackers. Sweet, salty, touch of spice. Big noms.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Q, a Asian non-trad passed her nursing test and gifted us some Want Want Senbei Japanese Rice Crackers. Sweet, salty, touch of spice. Big noms.
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL JAM: Depending on your finacials, this is either a budget buy or a splurge. But it is delicious. And also "How Sara Ruins Thanksgiving" if you bought our bingo card pack.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL JAM: Depending on your finacials, this is either a budget buy or a splurge. But it is delicious. And also "How Sara Ruins Thanksgiving" if you bought our bingo card pack.
TURKEY DAY DISPLAY -- My signage is sassy. Food, gratitudes, and human dynamics...
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TURKEY DAY DISPLAY -- My signage is sassy. Food, gratitudes, and human dynamics...
STICKY SITUATION -- Peeling stickers off 50 new (to us) textbooks. We have a scraping tool (The Happy Gouger), but a quarter or your fingernails does just as well, and Lift Off (it says low vapor, but this stuff will get you higher than giraffe balls).
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
STICKY SITUATION -- Peeling stickers off 50 new (to us) textbooks. We have a scraping tool (The Happy Gouger), but a quarter or your fingernails does just as well, and Lift Off (it says low vapor, but this stuff will get you higher than giraffe balls).
Our security lady has to change out the first aid kit stuff regularly. Chatted her up into giving me ALL THIS that was gonna be tossed.
Hellz yeah...
Hellz yeah...
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Our security lady has to change out the first aid kit stuff regularly. Chatted her up into giving me ALL THIS that was gonna be tossed.
Hellz yeah...
Hellz yeah...
Having "active shooter training" down the hall. Security dude is out in the hall with a Nerf gun. We still have the bloody hog-head mask from Halloween if he really wants to get nuts with it...
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Having "active shooter training" down the hall. Security dude is out in the hall with a Nerf gun. We still have the bloody hog-head mask from Halloween if he really wants to get nuts with it...
*swig of beer* "Tell me about it...
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*swig of beer* "Tell me about it...
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Made a Native American History Month display for the library.
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Made a Native American History Month display for the library.
