Sarah J Miles
@sarahjomiles.bsky.social
Librarian by day, Ghoul by night
Fuck.
Why does it have to be Monday?
Why does it have to be Monday?
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Fuck.
Why does it have to be Monday?
Why does it have to be Monday?
That is somehow better than thinking he was the actual detective.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
That is somehow better than thinking he was the actual detective.
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
No!
Just no.
Like I am so fucking over Ryan Murphy and him being given money to make his personal serial killer fetish show to wank off to.
This is a man who should not be within a hundred fucking miles of telling Aileen Wuornos’ story. Or any woman’s story really.
No!
Just no.
Like I am so fucking over Ryan Murphy and him being given money to make his personal serial killer fetish show to wank off to.
This is a man who should not be within a hundred fucking miles of telling Aileen Wuornos’ story. Or any woman’s story really.
the most stupidly predictable endpoint. fart noise.
‘Monster’ Season 4: Sarah Paulson in Final Talks to Play Serial Killer Aileen Wuornos (EXCLUSIVE)
Sarah Paulson is joining "Monster" Season 4 in the role of Aileen Wuornos
variety.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
No!
Just no.
Like I am so fucking over Ryan Murphy and him being given money to make his personal serial killer fetish show to wank off to.
This is a man who should not be within a hundred fucking miles of telling Aileen Wuornos’ story. Or any woman’s story really.
No!
Just no.
Like I am so fucking over Ryan Murphy and him being given money to make his personal serial killer fetish show to wank off to.
This is a man who should not be within a hundred fucking miles of telling Aileen Wuornos’ story. Or any woman’s story really.
Happy Frankenstein Eve, everyone.
Remember, if you’ve been good this year then Victor will come visit and leave you some dismembered body parts.
Remember, if you’ve been good this year then Victor will come visit and leave you some dismembered body parts.
a man with curly hair stands in front of a statue
ALT: a man with curly hair stands in front of a statue
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Happy Frankenstein Eve, everyone.
Remember, if you’ve been good this year then Victor will come visit and leave you some dismembered body parts.
Remember, if you’ve been good this year then Victor will come visit and leave you some dismembered body parts.
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hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
Happy Godzilla Day, everyone!
a statue of a monster in front of a snowy mountain
ALT: a statue of a monster in front of a snowy mountain
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Happy Godzilla Day, everyone!
It’s a double movie night tonight with a second viewing of Sinners, this time in “IMAX”.
All together now, well in the merry month of May…
All together now, well in the merry month of May…
a close up of a man 's face with red eyes and a smile
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with red eyes and a smile
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s a double movie night tonight with a second viewing of Sinners, this time in “IMAX”.
All together now, well in the merry month of May…
All together now, well in the merry month of May…
I’m sorry but that GooglePhone and iPhone Wicked advert, the singing gives me GLaDOS.
a computer generated image of a robot with a yellow light on its face
ALT: a computer generated image of a robot with a yellow light on its face
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m sorry but that GooglePhone and iPhone Wicked advert, the singing gives me GLaDOS.
Bugonia is a bizarre and fascinating film, full of tension and black comedy. Emma Stone gets some great moments but Jesse Plemons and Aidan Delbis and their performances shouldn’t be undersold.
a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bugonia is a bizarre and fascinating film, full of tension and black comedy. Emma Stone gets some great moments but Jesse Plemons and Aidan Delbis and their performances shouldn’t be undersold.
Ghostwatch. Still as brilliant a watch as ever.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ghostwatch. Still as brilliant a watch as ever.
Pumpkins are carved, the thunder is strong, and I’ve got my Halloween watches ready to go.
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pumpkins are carved, the thunder is strong, and I’ve got my Halloween watches ready to go.
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Literally not true. You can't even use SNAP to buy soap or shampoo. Only food, and no "take and eat" food.
Also, racist as fuck phrasing here.
Also, racist as fuck phrasing here.
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Literally not true. You can't even use SNAP to buy soap or shampoo. Only food, and no "take and eat" food.
Also, racist as fuck phrasing here.
Also, racist as fuck phrasing here.
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When in the woods, best beware of dead man's fingers lurking there.
Reaching up above the ground, a creepy fungi to be found.
Happy Halloween everyone.
Photo: Sheringham Park by Rob Coleman
Reaching up above the ground, a creepy fungi to be found.
Happy Halloween everyone.
Photo: Sheringham Park by Rob Coleman
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
When in the woods, best beware of dead man's fingers lurking there.
Reaching up above the ground, a creepy fungi to be found.
Happy Halloween everyone.
Photo: Sheringham Park by Rob Coleman
Reaching up above the ground, a creepy fungi to be found.
Happy Halloween everyone.
Photo: Sheringham Park by Rob Coleman
Starting Halloween day with this banger.
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Starting Halloween day with this banger.
I did it again. 😢
Do you ever start crying about Soviet space dogs, or are you normal?
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I did it again. 😢
Orville murdered first.
Basil Brush banished first.
Traitors are Sweep, Gordon the Gopher, and Edd the Duck.
Basil Brush banished first.
Traitors are Sweep, Gordon the Gopher, and Edd the Duck.
BREAKING: BBC announces CELEBRITY PUPPET TRAITORS for 2026. Claudia Winkleman will host but never acknowledge that everyone else is a puppet. #celebritytraitors
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Orville murdered first.
Basil Brush banished first.
Traitors are Sweep, Gordon the Gopher, and Edd the Duck.
Basil Brush banished first.
Traitors are Sweep, Gordon the Gopher, and Edd the Duck.
WHAT?!?!??
Oh my God... this is the end of many eras - the Super Sentai series - which has been running continuously since 1975, is just... ending with next season. 50 continuous years, and it's all just... over like that
【独自】スーパー戦隊、放送終了へ テレ朝、半世紀の歴史に幕
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
WHAT?!?!??