sara the ninth 💀🗡️
sarafen.bsky.social
sara the ninth 💀🗡️
@sarafen.bsky.social
Queer. Coder. Artist. Mystery.

I make weird comics, weird computer things, and stories at large.

(she/her)

🌱 sarafen.com
Better idea for a slogan:

“The Floor is Lava.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"productivity" and "efficiency" are not even in the top 100 problems that need solving in software engineering.

I'm not foolish enough to believe that CEOs won't keep chasing these goals; but until, as a field, we are able to course correct this, things are going to keep deteriorating.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Charlie Brown is the Omelas Kid.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I have less than $200 in my bank account and bills are literally right around the corner waiting to smack me over the head 😔 support/shares help a ton!!

I’ll be tabling at galaxycon Columbus next week + starting part time job on the 9th!

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ko-fi.com/michiums
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November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tim Robinson is the Shakespeare of our times.
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Books with Pictures (@bkswpicspdx.bsky.social) in Portland, Oregon is a GREAT comic shop, and its owner in @omgkatiep.bsky.social is one of the best. The shop is going through a hard time right now, and if you want to help BwP out, they opened a GoFundMe to help do just that.
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help. I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Mmm Cloudflare outtage day, and they had to disable WARP in London.

The tech world has created whimsical nonsense.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You ever think about how you just have to keep making money? Forever. There’s no point where you can just stop?

If I ever got to a place where I could just stop, I would. Which is why billionaires make zero sense to me.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Sharing my art, my shop, my ko-fi… anything helps. I’m really struggling with the mire right now.

I’ll gladly accept a Kroger gift card, even. Thank you! ✨

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kellymckernan

Shop: www.kellymckernan.com/shop
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"hey don’t worry you’ll figure it out" yeah but that requires me to not worry and also figure it out
December 11, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Always listen to Marissa, but especially if it’s about colors (or whales, or death, or food).
My biggest tip for coloring is think of it like an equation:

Decide your most important factors, what limits that, what draws attention to that, then build everything else around that.

For instance: This object is the most important and must be orange.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I enjoy Dan’s words. You prolly will too!
I sure would appreciate it if you spent about 20 seconds of your Friday signing up to get my writing sent straight to you. It's free, it's fun (sometimes), and it would mean a lot: dansinker.com/follow/
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
MOON BIG
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s done.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Moon big
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I feel like it’s well past time for baseball to wake up and understand this economy can’t handle a World Series. It’s time to move onto a World Trade Paperback as the norm.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Halloween Haunted House
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Should I get all dolled up for Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hear this also works on folks at other outlets too!
If you can trick a NYT journalist into saying (or spelling) the word “journalism” backwards (“msilanrouj”), you can banish them, for a time, to the nth dimension.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you can trick a NYT journalist into saying (or spelling) the word “journalism” backwards (“msilanrouj”), you can banish them, for a time, to the nth dimension.
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Should a government’s purpose be a mechanism for us to help each other exponentially to grow and prosper and thrive?

Or should it instead be to hurt most of us through punishment, and strife, and suffering for the entertainment of the worst of us?

That’s it. That’s the whole philosophical divide.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There’s a conspiracy with pickleball, I’m sure of it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gonna be an “interesting” x-mas this year…
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sometimes I seriously think about creating a “writing style code of ethics guide around ML/LLM/etc.”, that I’m sure most will ignore but at least is a sign to point at every time someone does: “This ‘AI’ discovered—”. NOPE. “ChatGPT made this—“ NOPE. “This LLM harmed person—“ NOPE NOPE NOPE.
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM