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Samsquared
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Twitter escapee, proud liberal, tired ED nurse
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I sent you
the war plans
that were in
the group chat

and which
you were probably
saving
for select eyes

Forgive me
they were juicy
and and I was
shitfaced
March 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Researchers do research. Parents are not “doing their own research” on vaccines. They’re just googling.

It’s the same tool the rest of us use to figure out “Mexican food near me” and “what happened to Richie from Family Matters.”
March 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just had our doc write a work note for the elf on the shelf for a hospitalized kid
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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babe wake up your surgery isn’t done yet but we can’t afford anymore anesthesia
December 4, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:

Attorney General nomination is now so old that Gaetz no longer has interest in it
BREAKING:

Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name to be Trump's attorney general nominee.
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
He's contemplating which flower to chomp
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
November is the bluest month so far. Methemoglobinemia AND Argyria in the last week. Blue zebras ...
November 13, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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If you don't know CPR, you should! Bystander CPR is associated improved outcomes and a greater likelihood of the person surviving to hospital discharge. Consider in enrolling in an AHA BLS course. They're about $80 but you could save someone's life one day
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Bystander CPR and Long-Term Survival in Older Adults With Out-of-Hospital Cardiac Arrest
Most studies on bystander cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) for out-of-hospital cardiac arrest (OHCA) have focused on in-hospital or short-term surv…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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More of this energy please.
November 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Rural medicine at it's finest
November 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM