Jesus Jugs
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Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.
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I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.
#rhoslc ❄️
#rhoslc ❄️
Erika’s unwarranted Hardee’s commercial “washing” her car was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen… and I’ve watched a homeschooled church boy aggressively make out with his wife at someone else’s wedding.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Erika’s unwarranted Hardee’s commercial “washing” her car was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen… and I’ve watched a homeschooled church boy aggressively make out with his wife at someone else’s wedding.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
I have glam everywhere I go too, just like Lisa Barlow. She’s currently doing my lashes (pulling them out - she knows fashion).
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I have glam everywhere I go too, just like Lisa Barlow. She’s currently doing my lashes (pulling them out - she knows fashion).
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
Shep has become Thomas Ravenel. Life comes full circle, doll face. Watching Shep go after Charley is revolting - he looks like he could be her father. 🤮🤮🤮
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
a woman with red hair is wearing a white sweater that says bravo on the front
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December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Shep has become Thomas Ravenel. Life comes full circle, doll face. Watching Shep go after Charley is revolting - he looks like he could be her father. 🤮🤮🤮
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
I can’t fully hate Craig when he’s out here quilting like my nana from Kentucky. 🙄 #SouthernCharm
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I can’t fully hate Craig when he’s out here quilting like my nana from Kentucky. 🙄 #SouthernCharm
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every time I have to listen to a Bravolebrity reference ChatGPT an angel loses its wings
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
every time I have to listen to a Bravolebrity reference ChatGPT an angel loses its wings
It’s really not cute watching all of these 50-year-old men partying with 20-something girls. What has this show become?
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
a woman in a red top is sitting in front of a bravo logo
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December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s really not cute watching all of these 50-year-old men partying with 20-something girls. What has this show become?
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sutton drove away her only ally and now she has no protection. I’m here for it bc she did this to herself.
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
Girl, there’s no mystery as to why Garcelle left the show. You ALL know why she left, so let’s not do this #RHOBH
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sutton drove away her only ally and now she has no protection. I’m here for it bc she did this to herself.
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
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This season’s RHOBH promo is wild
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This season’s RHOBH promo is wild
I’ve fallen down a Law & Order: SVU rabbit hole these past few weeks and this had me choking on my coffee lol
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’ve fallen down a Law & Order: SVU rabbit hole these past few weeks and this had me choking on my coffee lol
My husband, kids and I were watching Beauty and the Beast last night and I said he was the ax with the eyebrows. I then asked what I’d be. A book? Glasses?
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My husband, kids and I were watching Beauty and the Beast last night and I said he was the ax with the eyebrows. I then asked what I’d be. A book? Glasses?
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
I don’t need caffeine today bc I almost just accidentally shared the profile pic of a girl I was fb stalking from my graduating class……………..
a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace .
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December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don’t need caffeine today bc I almost just accidentally shared the profile pic of a girl I was fb stalking from my graduating class……………..
OH MY GOD!!! The core value of momtok is stupid tik tok dances. They’re acting like they’re running a women’s shelter.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
OH MY GOD!!! The core value of momtok is stupid tik tok dances. They’re acting like they’re running a women’s shelter.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks.
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks.
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming.
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming.
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
I’m enraged that Demi has forced me to take this man’s side. #SLOMW #VanderpumpVilla
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I’m enraged that Demi has forced me to take this man’s side. #SLOMW #VanderpumpVilla
Lana Del Rey seemingly flummoxed by the Whitney situation and wanting the ☕️ was 👩🏻🍳💋
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Lana Del Rey seemingly flummoxed by the Whitney situation and wanting the ☕️ was 👩🏻🍳💋
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
How could Demi possibly believe she deserves to be paid the most when I didn’t even realize she and Jessi were different people the entire first season?
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
a woman is drinking through a straw from a glass and making a funny face .
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November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
How could Demi possibly believe she deserves to be paid the most when I didn’t even realize she and Jessi were different people the entire first season?
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM