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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 28d

I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.

#rhoslc ❄️

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15h

Idk. I can see Heather being so caught up in herself that she didn’t know.

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15h

Advice for new parents: You clean when the baby cleans. 🧼

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21h

Heathrr: You are intentionally liking hate rhetoric.

Gretchers: I don’t know that I was doing that.

Heather: You did that!!!

Go, Fancy Pants, go!!
#RHOC 🍊

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21h

“Oh, I would never do that.”

Bitch, you did!!!!!! You were caught. This reunion is going to be rough on poor, innocent Gretchers/s.

#RHOC 🍊

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Becca (ImWatchingBravo) @imwatchingbravo.bsky.social · 1d

GRETCHEN YOU’RE THE ONE THAT LIKED IT. FUCK OFF #RHOC

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 2d

Ironically, I just cleansed my entire house with holy water and Gretchen came flying out of one of my closets screaming and clutching her burning face.

#RHOC

RealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 7d

BIBLICAL?!?!! #RHOC

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 2d

I wish there was a rule on housewives that they couldn’t bring up any drama from social media or bloggers… bc we don’t see that in realtime on the show and it’s boring as an audience member.

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

Imagine making out with Jared Osmond in front of your estranged daughter. #RHOSLC

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

Me gluing on my $8 Kiss press-on nails gives

#RHOP

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

I’m not a fan of Bloody Marys.

Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.

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teekay 👻 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 10d

MARY BEING UPSET OVER A FART JOKE I’M ACTUALLY WEEPING #RHOSLC

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

Talk about low blows! My toddler has way higher emotional intelligence than Lisa Barlow. 🤣 He’s also more accountable for his actions.

#RHOSLC ❄️

Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 9d

Lisa Barlow has the emotional intelligence of a 2-yr-old.

#RHOSLC

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

Bruh, I was just thinking this. It’s skeeeeeetchy af

I was a diehard Lisa fan, but girl needs to take some accountability.

#rhoslc ❄️

Stacey’s QVC Catalogue @holadude.bsky.social · 10d

Hmmmm… Why is Lisa buying shit in cash… 👀 #RHOSLC

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

The cash thing is SKETCHY

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

“NEXT TIME I WON’T TELL YOU WHEN I FART”

#rhoslc ❄️

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

I’m sorry… I know everyone is caught up in Todd and cherry-gate, but I’m still stuck on “like when you made fun of my fart.”

#rhoslc ❄️

Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 8d

I’m sorry… I know everyone is caught up in Todd and cherry-gate, but I’m still stuck on “like when you made fun of my fart.”

#rhoslc ❄️

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 9d

I totally forgot about the housewives edition of #WifeSwap coming out! GAH!! Angie’s on it?? #rhoslc

I can’t wait to ignore my kids (jk) and watch it!

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 9d

I believe it is in many jurisdictions

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Becca (ImWatchingBravo) @imwatchingbravo.bsky.social · 10d

“I’m trying to get to know you” she says to her fully grown daughter. JAIL. #RHOSLC

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12d

A lot of traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.

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limp wristed tall person @peterpiper.bsky.social · 15d

catching up on these #rhoslc legends

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BluRoyale @bluroyale.bsky.social · 16d

Does the Soup Man know the Haitian mortician? #RHOSLC #RHOM

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 13d

Eddie is so done with Tamra that it’s almost uncomfortable to watch.

Also, the fact that Tamra went on a smear campaign calling Shannon an alcoholic last season & now has Eddie essentially telling her she has a drinking problem! I shouldn’t even be surprised by the hypocrisy at this point

#rhoc 🍊

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 13d

I’m pretty sure even red-light district workers wear regular clothes when walking around the city during everyday life…what are these women wearing? It’s tragic.

#rhoc 🍊

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Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 13d

Heather Dubrow getting high is inconceivable to me. This woman doesn’t even fart!

#rhoc 🍊

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