Jesus Jugs
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Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.
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I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.
#rhoslc ❄️
#rhoslc ❄️
The new #VanderpumpRules cast will never reach this level of fashion and style 🤣
Also, has anyone checked on Scheana since the new show aired? She is not okay lol
Also, has anyone checked on Scheana since the new show aired? She is not okay lol
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The new #VanderpumpRules cast will never reach this level of fashion and style 🤣
Also, has anyone checked on Scheana since the new show aired? She is not okay lol
Also, has anyone checked on Scheana since the new show aired? She is not okay lol
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Salley is sooo desperately vying for Craig’s attention, whilst Craig is clearly pursuing Charley. I’m here for it bc Salley sucks.
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Salley is sooo desperately vying for Craig’s attention, whilst Craig is clearly pursuing Charley. I’m here for it bc Salley sucks.
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
“Dorian Gray? Is that like from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’?”
Craig is so dumb… I can’t recall, but did this dude ever pass the bar? How was Paige with him for so long???
#SouthernCharm #SummerHouse
Craig is so dumb… I can’t recall, but did this dude ever pass the bar? How was Paige with him for so long???
#SouthernCharm #SummerHouse
a man wearing a plaid shirt is sitting at a table with his hand on his forehead .
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is sitting at a table with his hand on his forehead .
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December 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“Dorian Gray? Is that like from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’?”
Craig is so dumb… I can’t recall, but did this dude ever pass the bar? How was Paige with him for so long???
#SouthernCharm #SummerHouse
Craig is so dumb… I can’t recall, but did this dude ever pass the bar? How was Paige with him for so long???
#SouthernCharm #SummerHouse
Erika’s unwarranted Hardee’s commercial “washing” her car was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen… and I’ve watched a homeschooled church boy aggressively make out with his wife at someone else’s wedding.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Erika’s unwarranted Hardee’s commercial “washing” her car was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen… and I’ve watched a homeschooled church boy aggressively make out with his wife at someone else’s wedding.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
I have glam everywhere I go too, just like Lisa Barlow. She’s currently doing my lashes (pulling them out - she knows fashion).
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I have glam everywhere I go too, just like Lisa Barlow. She’s currently doing my lashes (pulling them out - she knows fashion).
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
Shep has become Thomas Ravenel. Life comes full circle, doll face. Watching Shep go after Charley is revolting - he looks like he could be her father. 🤮🤮🤮
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
a woman with red hair is wearing a white sweater that says bravo on the front
ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a white sweater that says bravo on the front
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December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Shep has become Thomas Ravenel. Life comes full circle, doll face. Watching Shep go after Charley is revolting - he looks like he could be her father. 🤮🤮🤮
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
I can’t fully hate Craig when he’s out here quilting like my nana from Kentucky. 🙄 #SouthernCharm
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I can’t fully hate Craig when he’s out here quilting like my nana from Kentucky. 🙄 #SouthernCharm
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every time I have to listen to a Bravolebrity reference ChatGPT an angel loses its wings
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
every time I have to listen to a Bravolebrity reference ChatGPT an angel loses its wings
It’s really not cute watching all of these 50-year-old men partying with 20-something girls. What has this show become?
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
a woman in a red top is sitting in front of a bravo logo
ALT: a woman in a red top is sitting in front of a bravo logo
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December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s really not cute watching all of these 50-year-old men partying with 20-something girls. What has this show become?
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sutton drove away her only ally and now she has no protection. I’m here for it bc she did this to herself.
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
Girl, there’s no mystery as to why Garcelle left the show. You ALL know why she left, so let’s not do this #RHOBH
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sutton drove away her only ally and now she has no protection. I’m here for it bc she did this to herself.
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH
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This season’s RHOBH promo is wild
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This season’s RHOBH promo is wild
I’ve fallen down a Law & Order: SVU rabbit hole these past few weeks and this had me choking on my coffee lol
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’ve fallen down a Law & Order: SVU rabbit hole these past few weeks and this had me choking on my coffee lol
My husband, kids and I were watching Beauty and the Beast last night and I said he was the ax with the eyebrows. I then asked what I’d be. A book? Glasses?
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My husband, kids and I were watching Beauty and the Beast last night and I said he was the ax with the eyebrows. I then asked what I’d be. A book? Glasses?
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑
I don’t need caffeine today bc I almost just accidentally shared the profile pic of a girl I was fb stalking from my graduating class……………..
a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace .
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December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don’t need caffeine today bc I almost just accidentally shared the profile pic of a girl I was fb stalking from my graduating class……………..
OH MY GOD!!! The core value of momtok is stupid tik tok dances. They’re acting like they’re running a women’s shelter.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
OH MY GOD!!! The core value of momtok is stupid tik tok dances. They’re acting like they’re running a women’s shelter.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks.
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks.
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming.
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming.
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives