Samilee
@samilee1.bsky.social
Gen X dog mom 🐶 avid reader 📚 sarcastic introvert 💙
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Samilee
@samilee1.bsky.social
· Nov 22
I just wanna be the next Dowager Countess of Grantham. Is that so much to ask?
Mansplaining menopause should be illegal.
May 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Mansplaining menopause should be illegal.
Currently rereading my dystopian library to see what’s coming next in the newsfeed.
May 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Currently rereading my dystopian library to see what’s coming next in the newsfeed.
Planning on leaving my husband for Pedro Pascal but please don’t say anything I want to surprise both of them.
May 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Planning on leaving my husband for Pedro Pascal but please don’t say anything I want to surprise both of them.
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White Lotus
S3E5: well that was icky but I think people are blowing it out of proportion.
S3E6: dear god.
S3E5: well that was icky but I think people are blowing it out of proportion.
S3E6: dear god.
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
White Lotus
S3E5: well that was icky but I think people are blowing it out of proportion.
S3E6: dear god.
S3E5: well that was icky but I think people are blowing it out of proportion.
S3E6: dear god.
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your stupid shithole country made me post about politics instead fun shit like how hot pedro pascal is, and for that i’ll never forgive you
March 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
your stupid shithole country made me post about politics instead fun shit like how hot pedro pascal is, and for that i’ll never forgive you
It’s time to normalize daily mental health emergencies.
March 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s time to normalize daily mental health emergencies.
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A small pebble thrown into the water makes a big echo of disturbance.
Be a pebble.
Onward.
Love,
April 💛
Be a pebble.
Onward.
Love,
April 💛
March 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A small pebble thrown into the water makes a big echo of disturbance.
Be a pebble.
Onward.
Love,
April 💛
Be a pebble.
Onward.
Love,
April 💛
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Hear me out: Zendaya as James Bond
Hear me out. It’s time to retire James Bond.
March 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hear me out: Zendaya as James Bond
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A short skirt, long jacket situation for the home bodies.
When her hoodie is longer than her shorts
March 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A short skirt, long jacket situation for the home bodies.
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my feelings are not a switched circuit
but an underground ocean & words
the scaffold & bastion of a treacherous
surface access. this is worthwhile &
i am worthwhile, i must insist, though seldom
have i turned away a credible offer of help.
but an underground ocean & words
the scaffold & bastion of a treacherous
surface access. this is worthwhile &
i am worthwhile, i must insist, though seldom
have i turned away a credible offer of help.
March 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
my feelings are not a switched circuit
but an underground ocean & words
the scaffold & bastion of a treacherous
surface access. this is worthwhile &
i am worthwhile, i must insist, though seldom
have i turned away a credible offer of help.
but an underground ocean & words
the scaffold & bastion of a treacherous
surface access. this is worthwhile &
i am worthwhile, i must insist, though seldom
have i turned away a credible offer of help.
My dog has announced he’s on strike until he receives official emotional support classification with all associated benefits.
March 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My dog has announced he’s on strike until he receives official emotional support classification with all associated benefits.
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Maga "alpha males" are far too emotional to be in positions of power. It's obvious that their menstrual cycles have synced with each others. Major PMS here.
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Maga "alpha males" are far too emotional to be in positions of power. It's obvious that their menstrual cycles have synced with each others. Major PMS here.
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More like the Leader of the Free Fall, amirite.
February 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
More like the Leader of the Free Fall, amirite.
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sun drenched bower,
redolent blossoms, early spring heat,
heavenward vines hung with yellow bells—
trailing syllables in my heart,
but for whom? you i imagine,
rapt in scent defying
easy caricature, unfurled in the moment
& blooming in time, warmth
of your breast my true longing, well
beyond words.
redolent blossoms, early spring heat,
heavenward vines hung with yellow bells—
trailing syllables in my heart,
but for whom? you i imagine,
rapt in scent defying
easy caricature, unfurled in the moment
& blooming in time, warmth
of your breast my true longing, well
beyond words.
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
sun drenched bower,
redolent blossoms, early spring heat,
heavenward vines hung with yellow bells—
trailing syllables in my heart,
but for whom? you i imagine,
rapt in scent defying
easy caricature, unfurled in the moment
& blooming in time, warmth
of your breast my true longing, well
beyond words.
redolent blossoms, early spring heat,
heavenward vines hung with yellow bells—
trailing syllables in my heart,
but for whom? you i imagine,
rapt in scent defying
easy caricature, unfurled in the moment
& blooming in time, warmth
of your breast my true longing, well
beyond words.
Even Florida doesn’t want those two. SMH.
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Even Florida doesn’t want those two. SMH.
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Contrary to popular demand, that rattling you hear inside a can of spray paint is not a child’s tooth.
February 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Contrary to popular demand, that rattling you hear inside a can of spray paint is not a child’s tooth.
Stop teasing me with talk of asteroids crashing into earth.
February 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Stop teasing me with talk of asteroids crashing into earth.
Actually won’t be surprised by a cancer diagnosis given the gallons of Aqua Net I sprayed on my head in very small bathrooms as a teen.
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Actually won’t be surprised by a cancer diagnosis given the gallons of Aqua Net I sprayed on my head in very small bathrooms as a teen.
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I don’t remember there being so many monkeys at the circus when I was a kid and I feel cheated
February 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I don’t remember there being so many monkeys at the circus when I was a kid and I feel cheated
A never ending road trip of cheap motels with the best pools. Who’s in?
February 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A never ending road trip of cheap motels with the best pools. Who’s in?
Someone please invent a way to eat pizza rolls without burning your mouth.
Thank you.
Thank you.
February 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Someone please invent a way to eat pizza rolls without burning your mouth.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My poor innie would be perpetually hungover. #severance
February 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My poor innie would be perpetually hungover. #severance
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I like avocados more than I like most people.
February 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I like avocados more than I like most people.
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BREAKING:
Trump to “fire” all captive zoo animals, sources say.
While citing the high cost of animal maintenance, Trump says animals will be released, but zoos will remain open.
“Zoos can still make money, lots of money. It’s the cost to feed the animals that we’re ending. It’s simple business.”
Trump to “fire” all captive zoo animals, sources say.
While citing the high cost of animal maintenance, Trump says animals will be released, but zoos will remain open.
“Zoos can still make money, lots of money. It’s the cost to feed the animals that we’re ending. It’s simple business.”
February 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
BREAKING:
Trump to “fire” all captive zoo animals, sources say.
While citing the high cost of animal maintenance, Trump says animals will be released, but zoos will remain open.
“Zoos can still make money, lots of money. It’s the cost to feed the animals that we’re ending. It’s simple business.”
Trump to “fire” all captive zoo animals, sources say.
While citing the high cost of animal maintenance, Trump says animals will be released, but zoos will remain open.
“Zoos can still make money, lots of money. It’s the cost to feed the animals that we’re ending. It’s simple business.”