Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
@markkubert.bsky.social
Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada 🇨🇦
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I have shenanned once, and I will shenanigan.
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I have shenanned once, and I will shenanigan.
Things that aren’t a requirement:
Holding the elevator door
Letting someone with only two items go ahead in the grocery line
Handing someone the glove they didn’t realized they dropped
They’re not requirements. You do them because you have the capacity to be a helper.
Holding the elevator door
Letting someone with only two items go ahead in the grocery line
Handing someone the glove they didn’t realized they dropped
They’re not requirements. You do them because you have the capacity to be a helper.
Someone posted about prepping for a medical appointment they had, and the provider denied a request to wear an N95 mask for the patient’s safety because it’s “no longer a requirement.”
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Things that aren’t a requirement:
Holding the elevator door
Letting someone with only two items go ahead in the grocery line
Handing someone the glove they didn’t realized they dropped
They’re not requirements. You do them because you have the capacity to be a helper.
Holding the elevator door
Letting someone with only two items go ahead in the grocery line
Handing someone the glove they didn’t realized they dropped
They’re not requirements. You do them because you have the capacity to be a helper.
Every month or two I get a notification about being blocked by someone, and I have no idea who they are, and we’ve never interacted.
And I wonder: was it my recent post about how nice librarians are?
Or maybe it was when I joked about the “Lamborghini Chorizo” and that was just too much for them.
And I wonder: was it my recent post about how nice librarians are?
Or maybe it was when I joked about the “Lamborghini Chorizo” and that was just too much for them.
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Every month or two I get a notification about being blocked by someone, and I have no idea who they are, and we’ve never interacted.
And I wonder: was it my recent post about how nice librarians are?
Or maybe it was when I joked about the “Lamborghini Chorizo” and that was just too much for them.
And I wonder: was it my recent post about how nice librarians are?
Or maybe it was when I joked about the “Lamborghini Chorizo” and that was just too much for them.
Did you know that retired librarians will still be very kind and friendly even if you’ve never participated in one of their book chats?
It’s true.
It’s true.
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Did you know that retired librarians will still be very kind and friendly even if you’ve never participated in one of their book chats?
It’s true.
It’s true.
The worse the world seems, the more I make jokes.
Humour is my lifeboat.
Humour is my lifeboat.
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The worse the world seems, the more I make jokes.
Humour is my lifeboat.
Humour is my lifeboat.
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Here’s the thing…
Even if COVID/infection control isn’t a worry for you, it is for others.
The simple (and it is simple) act of donning a mask at a patient’s request shows care and compassion.
Patients are already worried about their health. Why not ease this burden for them when they ask?
Even if COVID/infection control isn’t a worry for you, it is for others.
The simple (and it is simple) act of donning a mask at a patient’s request shows care and compassion.
Patients are already worried about their health. Why not ease this burden for them when they ask?
Someone posted about prepping for a medical appointment they had, and the provider denied a request to wear an N95 mask for the patient’s safety because it’s “no longer a requirement.”
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Here’s the thing…
Even if COVID/infection control isn’t a worry for you, it is for others.
The simple (and it is simple) act of donning a mask at a patient’s request shows care and compassion.
Patients are already worried about their health. Why not ease this burden for them when they ask?
Even if COVID/infection control isn’t a worry for you, it is for others.
The simple (and it is simple) act of donning a mask at a patient’s request shows care and compassion.
Patients are already worried about their health. Why not ease this burden for them when they ask?
Despite social media’s best efforts I’m still very funny, and continue to laugh at my jokes.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Despite social media’s best efforts I’m still very funny, and continue to laugh at my jokes.
I like trying new and different foods. But not everything needs to be a reinvention or fusion.
For example: a potato and cheddar perogie oat milk latte… Seriously, why oat milk?
For example: a potato and cheddar perogie oat milk latte… Seriously, why oat milk?
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I like trying new and different foods. But not everything needs to be a reinvention or fusion.
For example: a potato and cheddar perogie oat milk latte… Seriously, why oat milk?
For example: a potato and cheddar perogie oat milk latte… Seriously, why oat milk?
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Someone posted about prepping for a medical appointment they had, and the provider denied a request to wear an N95 mask for the patient’s safety because it’s “no longer a requirement.”
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Someone posted about prepping for a medical appointment they had, and the provider denied a request to wear an N95 mask for the patient’s safety because it’s “no longer a requirement.”
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing.
For a number of reasons.
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My painting ELY SUNSET
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
My painting ELY SUNSET
With everything going on in the world these days someone around here keeps making jokes.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
With everything going on in the world these days someone around here keeps making jokes.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I have a variety of jokes based on Don Henley and a line from Boys of Summer.
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I have a variety of jokes based on Don Henley and a line from Boys of Summer.
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Reports are the 2026 Lamborghini Chorizo is quite something.
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Reports are the 2026 Lamborghini Chorizo is quite something.
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It’s just that an Ethiopian veggie platter is pretty much one of the best meals.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It’s just that an Ethiopian veggie platter is pretty much one of the best meals.
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Name your favourite movie where a comet causes a radiation storm on Earth, and machines - trucks especially- come to life and turn against humans.
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Name your favourite movie where a comet causes a radiation storm on Earth, and machines - trucks especially- come to life and turn against humans.
I’m pretty sure that anyone who doesn’t like and/or share this post is against democracy.
Reports are the 2026 Lamborghini Chorizo is quite something.
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I’m pretty sure that anyone who doesn’t like and/or share this post is against democracy.
People ask what keeps me laughing?
And the answer is my jokes. They’re very funny to me.
And the answer is my jokes. They’re very funny to me.
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
People ask what keeps me laughing?
And the answer is my jokes. They’re very funny to me.
And the answer is my jokes. They’re very funny to me.
Reports are the 2026 Lamborghini Chorizo is quite something.
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Reports are the 2026 Lamborghini Chorizo is quite something.
Name your favourite movie where a comet causes a radiation storm on Earth, and machines - trucks especially- come to life and turn against humans.
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Name your favourite movie where a comet causes a radiation storm on Earth, and machines - trucks especially- come to life and turn against humans.
It’s just that an Ethiopian veggie platter is pretty much one of the best meals.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It’s just that an Ethiopian veggie platter is pretty much one of the best meals.
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Listen, I know that was an excessively large spoonful of peanut butter to eat all at once.
But the first half of today has been a lot.
But the first half of today has been a lot.
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Listen, I know that was an excessively large spoonful of peanut butter to eat all at once.
But the first half of today has been a lot.
But the first half of today has been a lot.
Netflix is going to convince me to watch National Treasure if it’s the last thing they do.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Netflix is going to convince me to watch National Treasure if it’s the last thing they do.
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No one suspects the peanut butter sandwich
Simple and strong
Humble, yet known widely
Assumed as the go-to but often overlooked
Consumed from peasant to president
No one suspects the peanut butter sandwich
- M Kubert 2026
Simple and strong
Humble, yet known widely
Assumed as the go-to but often overlooked
Consumed from peasant to president
No one suspects the peanut butter sandwich
- M Kubert 2026
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
No one suspects the peanut butter sandwich
Simple and strong
Humble, yet known widely
Assumed as the go-to but often overlooked
Consumed from peasant to president
No one suspects the peanut butter sandwich
- M Kubert 2026
Simple and strong
Humble, yet known widely
Assumed as the go-to but often overlooked
Consumed from peasant to president
No one suspects the peanut butter sandwich
- M Kubert 2026
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Poppy looks like she exhausted herself playing.
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Poppy looks like she exhausted herself playing.