Mark Kubert
@markkubert.bsky.social
Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada 🇨🇦
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Did you know that reading a book is a great way to avoid conversation at a holiday gathering where you don't want to talk to people unless people start asking what are you reading is it any good do you recommend it?
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Did you know that reading a book is a great way to avoid conversation at a holiday gathering where you don't want to talk to people unless people start asking what are you reading is it any good do you recommend it?
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Patient is noticeably worried, stressed, frustrated.
They drop an f-bomb and immediately apologize.
I reply “It’s f@&king alright.”
They smile, their shoulders relax, we have a good visit.
…
Healthcare providers, you don’t have to swear. But try to do your best to help patients feel comfortable.
They drop an f-bomb and immediately apologize.
I reply “It’s f@&king alright.”
They smile, their shoulders relax, we have a good visit.
…
Healthcare providers, you don’t have to swear. But try to do your best to help patients feel comfortable.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Patient is noticeably worried, stressed, frustrated.
They drop an f-bomb and immediately apologize.
I reply “It’s f@&king alright.”
They smile, their shoulders relax, we have a good visit.
…
Healthcare providers, you don’t have to swear. But try to do your best to help patients feel comfortable.
They drop an f-bomb and immediately apologize.
I reply “It’s f@&king alright.”
They smile, their shoulders relax, we have a good visit.
…
Healthcare providers, you don’t have to swear. But try to do your best to help patients feel comfortable.
I might break it up periodically by only eating food that’s gone through an enrober.
I’m going to start a diet trend based entirely on food that’s been made by using an extruder.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I might break it up periodically by only eating food that’s gone through an enrober.
Can attest to this.
Did you know that increases in stress can be a contributing factor to increases in back pain?
I believe that every shopper at the Costco I was just at also knows this, as they seemed to be purposefully trying my patience.
I believe that every shopper at the Costco I was just at also knows this, as they seemed to be purposefully trying my patience.
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Can attest to this.
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Did you know that increases in stress can be a contributing factor to increases in back pain?
I believe that every shopper at the Costco I was just at also knows this, as they seemed to be purposefully trying my patience.
I believe that every shopper at the Costco I was just at also knows this, as they seemed to be purposefully trying my patience.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Did you know that increases in stress can be a contributing factor to increases in back pain?
I believe that every shopper at the Costco I was just at also knows this, as they seemed to be purposefully trying my patience.
I believe that every shopper at the Costco I was just at also knows this, as they seemed to be purposefully trying my patience.
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Did you know that back pain doesn’t take weekends off?
And neither do I.
Well sometimes I do. If no one is booked. But I can often accommodate weekend appointments.
You know what… just get in touch and we’ll work it out.
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And neither do I.
Well sometimes I do. If no one is booked. But I can often accommodate weekend appointments.
You know what… just get in touch and we’ll work it out.
inlineonline.ca
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultation
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November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Did you know that back pain doesn’t take weekends off?
And neither do I.
Well sometimes I do. If no one is booked. But I can often accommodate weekend appointments.
You know what… just get in touch and we’ll work it out.
inlineonline.ca
And neither do I.
Well sometimes I do. If no one is booked. But I can often accommodate weekend appointments.
You know what… just get in touch and we’ll work it out.
inlineonline.ca
Sometimes I don’t know how to dress in the cooler months for an outdoor walk that includes a big, steep hill.
I’ll be fine, though.
I’ll be fine, though.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes I don’t know how to dress in the cooler months for an outdoor walk that includes a big, steep hill.
I’ll be fine, though.
I’ll be fine, though.
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Seems like a good time to mention that I’m not offering:
1. Black Friday deals
2. Pre-Black Friday deals
3. Any services that include AI
inlineonline.ca
1. Black Friday deals
2. Pre-Black Friday deals
3. Any services that include AI
inlineonline.ca
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultation
inlineonline.ca
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Seems like a good time to mention that I’m not offering:
1. Black Friday deals
2. Pre-Black Friday deals
3. Any services that include AI
inlineonline.ca
1. Black Friday deals
2. Pre-Black Friday deals
3. Any services that include AI
inlineonline.ca
It’ll be called the Food Extruder Diet.
Wondering if it’d be good to reach out to the Will It Blend people?
Wondering if it’d be good to reach out to the Will It Blend people?
I’m going to start a diet trend based entirely on food that’s been made by using an extruder.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’ll be called the Food Extruder Diet.
Wondering if it’d be good to reach out to the Will It Blend people?
Wondering if it’d be good to reach out to the Will It Blend people?
I’m going to start a diet trend based entirely on food that’s been made by using an extruder.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m going to start a diet trend based entirely on food that’s been made by using an extruder.
I love trying out new recipes.
But as soon as it starts with “Get up off the couch…” I’m out.
But as soon as it starts with “Get up off the couch…” I’m out.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I love trying out new recipes.
But as soon as it starts with “Get up off the couch…” I’m out.
But as soon as it starts with “Get up off the couch…” I’m out.
“I’ll be back” is the Schwarzenegger line you’re most familiar with.
But “Get to the choppah!” is your favourite to say.
But “Get to the choppah!” is your favourite to say.
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“I’ll be back” is the Schwarzenegger line you’re most familiar with.
But “Get to the choppah!” is your favourite to say.
But “Get to the choppah!” is your favourite to say.
Think about this…
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Think about this…
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
There are Halloween sized candy bars, and there are full sized candy bars.
Would you be able to eat a full on, full sized candy bar?
Really give it some thought.
As long as there are still people in this world who believe that a selection of after dinner cheeses are an acceptable substitute for an actual dessert our work will never be done.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As long as there are still people in this world who believe that a selection of after dinner cheeses are an acceptable substitute for an actual dessert our work will never be done.
Not making this up… I’m watching a movie.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Not making this up… I’m watching a movie.
The chilled monkey brains market never fully recovered after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The chilled monkey brains market never fully recovered after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
#Dodgers fans, please be ready for Canadians to lash out with congratulatory remarks on a well played series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#Dodgers fans, please be ready for Canadians to lash out with congratulatory remarks on a well played series.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Winning a #WorldSeries? In this economy?
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Winning a #WorldSeries? In this economy?
Also, to those Jays fans who didn’t do the thing - watch the game/wear the jersey/put your left sock on first etc - because you didn’t want to jinx it…
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Also, to those Jays fans who didn’t do the thing - watch the game/wear the jersey/put your left sock on first etc - because you didn’t want to jinx it…
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
…you have some deep soul searching to do.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Parents and educators:
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Parents and educators:
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
This is a prime opportunity to highlight the importance and worth of the process, and the satisfaction that can come with doing one’s best.
The #BlueJays exemplify this.
They didn’t win the #WorldSeries.
But they definitely didn’t lose.
The 2025 World Series will always be remembered for the Blue Jays who played against some other team.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The 2025 World Series will always be remembered for the Blue Jays who played against some other team.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
David Suzuki and Neil deGrasse Tyson walk into a bar to watch Game Seven of the World Series.
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
Neil says “Qauntum physics predicts there’s a slight probability there could be a game eight.”
Suzuki replies “Bro, enough.”
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What’s considered appropriate to throw off a high rise balcony at a time like this? For stress relief of course.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What’s considered appropriate to throw off a high rise balcony at a time like this? For stress relief of course.
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR!
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries
You can’t teach that!
#BlueJays #WorldSeries