Sam Handwich
samhandwitch.bsky.social
Sam Handwich
@samhandwitch.bsky.social
im a lurker mostly
president aoc rules that the supreme court is invalid via reaper drone, saying “lmao i’m immune bitches”
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
at the beginning of the doge bs, a big box of these penzeys packets mysteriously appeared in our break room and i saluted them like the flag
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
👎
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
he should give up on this ballroom nonsense and focus on Large Geometric Objects: Sphere 2, Great Obsidian Cube, Evil Trapezoid, things of that nature
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Sam Handwich
I could have done without the felching refresher tbh
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
jesus h christ that was a jump scare
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“pick up the phone”
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
mfw goat video
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
final exam in astronaut school
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
nooo mr trump, don’t harm the beloved leadership of the democratic party!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
marble
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my iq is ERROR: INTEGER UNDERFLOW
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
perhaps rfk jr talking about how he has the meats
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i like the idea of a series of famous political quotations but also ask as a humble subscriber that you include the arby’s slogan
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
every time i hear “we talk about the issues” i think of the arby’s slogan “we have the meats” (complimentary)
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i certainly prefer my pedophile hitlers to be senile rather than full of youthful vigor
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Or the unchangeable default to time/date format for any random cell with numbers and dashes that happen to be a valid date
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM