Sam Handwich
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I’m going to use this thread to store the tweet phrases that keep banging around in my head
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doing a fire/ice double feature with two dogshit movies, THE LOST BUS and ICE ROAD: VENGEANCE
“he’s comin’ right for us” i mutter as i mow down a toddler
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how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much
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portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog
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“You have selected REGICIDE”
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every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum
ALAB (assigned lawyer at birth)
a lot of people On Here are exposing themselves as members of the Virgin-American community
starship running low on tri-lithium <<<<
please be kind to the Gaylor crew today, i’m sure they are having a Hard time with the news
Along these lines I guess
I am advocating for you to be killed but I am using my inside voice you must debate me this is called democracy
*hanging brain* (reverently) he wields the brain
Can you explain the ToS change for Singal? I missed that, ty in advance
republicans: actual nazis
democrats: lemonparty.jpg
i don’t even understand the joke, is jeffries even a latino? is it just because he is brown? why not put him in a turban? it reads as desperate nonsense slop, to be ignored
Drivers kill 10000 pedestrians per year. Here’s why they had it coming.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 24d
In 2024, 7,100 pedestrians were killed on the road, and in recent years, more than 1,000 cyclists have been hit and killed annually. Safety experts explain how bikers and walkers can stay safe.
8 walking and biking safety tips that just might save your life
In 2024, 7,100 pedestrians were killed on the road, and in recent years, more than 1,000 cyclists have been hit and killed annually. Safety experts explain how bikers and walkers can stay safe.
n.pr
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again