Sam Handwich
@samhandwich11.bsky.social
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MAN: you're terrorizing your own fucking people just cause they're brown. leave them the fuck alone
ICE agent: we don't take orders from you
MAN: you only take fucking orders from a pedophile rapist
ICE agent: we don't take orders from you
MAN: you only take fucking orders from a pedophile rapist
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
MAN: you're terrorizing your own fucking people just cause they're brown. leave them the fuck alone
ICE agent: we don't take orders from you
MAN: you only take fucking orders from a pedophile rapist
ICE agent: we don't take orders from you
MAN: you only take fucking orders from a pedophile rapist
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
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James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
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Instead of watching Trump's speech tonight, watch a Rob Reiner movie!
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Instead of watching Trump's speech tonight, watch a Rob Reiner movie!
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We are aware of a reported shooting at Kentucky State University in Frankfort. At this time, we are aware of some injuries. We will share more information as available. Law enforcement are on scene, and a suspect has been arrested. Let’s pray for all those affected.
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We are aware of a reported shooting at Kentucky State University in Frankfort. At this time, we are aware of some injuries. We will share more information as available. Law enforcement are on scene, and a suspect has been arrested. Let’s pray for all those affected.
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JUST NOW: "This is like Alice in Wonderland", Judge Breyer says when trying to get the DOJ to explain to him why what happened in CA is a "rebellion" justifying the deployment of the National Guard. "Words just mean what you want them to mean?"
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
JUST NOW: "This is like Alice in Wonderland", Judge Breyer says when trying to get the DOJ to explain to him why what happened in CA is a "rebellion" justifying the deployment of the National Guard. "Words just mean what you want them to mean?"
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Absolutely spectacular MAGA fail
Probably the best to date
If the appeals court decision overruling the new TX map is upheld
And the rest of this stays put
For the 2026 midterms Democrats will net more seats than Republicans
You absolutely can NOT make this stuff up
Stunning backfire!
Probably the best to date
If the appeals court decision overruling the new TX map is upheld
And the rest of this stays put
For the 2026 midterms Democrats will net more seats than Republicans
You absolutely can NOT make this stuff up
Stunning backfire!
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Absolutely spectacular MAGA fail
Probably the best to date
If the appeals court decision overruling the new TX map is upheld
And the rest of this stays put
For the 2026 midterms Democrats will net more seats than Republicans
You absolutely can NOT make this stuff up
Stunning backfire!
Probably the best to date
If the appeals court decision overruling the new TX map is upheld
And the rest of this stays put
For the 2026 midterms Democrats will net more seats than Republicans
You absolutely can NOT make this stuff up
Stunning backfire!
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NEW: The prosecutions of James Comey and Letitia James could be in jeopardy after a federal judge expressed significant doubt that President Trump's handpicked prosecutor was legitimately appointed.
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
NEW: The prosecutions of James Comey and Letitia James could be in jeopardy after a federal judge expressed significant doubt that President Trump's handpicked prosecutor was legitimately appointed.
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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JUST IN: Judge orders release of non-high-risk immigration detainees (subset of 615) in Chicago area. Biden appointee Jeffrey Cummings cites violation of 2021 consent decree. Doc:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier via @ShiaKapos www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier via @ShiaKapos www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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www.documentcloud.org
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
JUST IN: Judge orders release of non-high-risk immigration detainees (subset of 615) in Chicago area. Biden appointee Jeffrey Cummings cites violation of 2021 consent decree. Doc:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier via @ShiaKapos www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier via @ShiaKapos www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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BREAKING: Supreme Court denies same-sex marriage challenge. MSNBC's Fallon Gallagher reports
www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court denies same-sex marriage challenge. MSNBC's Fallon Gallagher reports
www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
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In this Harrisburg diner, the divisions run deep. Steelers or Eagles? Wawa or Sheetz? But everyone agrees "arbeit macht frei" is German for "Halloween fun." Now the woke mob wants to take it all away.
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In this Harrisburg diner, the divisions run deep. Steelers or Eagles? Wawa or Sheetz? But everyone agrees "arbeit macht frei" is German for "Halloween fun." Now the woke mob wants to take it all away.
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BREAKING: Inflation ticked up 0.3 percent in September and it went up 3.0 percent for the past 12 months according to the delayed Consumer Price Index Report.
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
BREAKING: Inflation ticked up 0.3 percent in September and it went up 3.0 percent for the past 12 months according to the delayed Consumer Price Index Report.
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Senate is back in session today.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Senate is back in session today.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
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Watch: Cat stows away for 100 miles atop family's vehicle
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Watch: Cat stows away for 100 miles atop family's vehicle - UPI.com
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October 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Watch: Cat stows away for 100 miles atop family's vehicle
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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Airports are experiencing massive staffing shortages because of the Trump shutdown.
House Republicans remain on vacation.
Get back to work so we can reopen the government!
#RepublicanHealthCareCrisis
House Republicans remain on vacation.
Get back to work so we can reopen the government!
#RepublicanHealthCareCrisis
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Airports are experiencing massive staffing shortages because of the Trump shutdown.
House Republicans remain on vacation.
Get back to work so we can reopen the government!
#RepublicanHealthCareCrisis
House Republicans remain on vacation.
Get back to work so we can reopen the government!
#RepublicanHealthCareCrisis
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October 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Hopefully some resourceful smartass will identify the pill by morning.
September 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hopefully some resourceful smartass will identify the pill by morning.