Damn it. Now a movie is playing in my head about a defense system that calls DEFCON 4 when NORAD doesn't respond. Internet routers fail. More defense contact pings fail. DEFCON 3. Matthew Broderick says, "Not again." AAAGGGHHHH!!!!!

"No time to repair estimate is available..." made me snort. "What part of 'oops we broke time' are you not understanding?"

I have a buddy who made his career out of painting promo stills on plywood, usually, of bands and musicians and having them autograph them when they came through town.

You're on solid ground.

LESS THAN A MINUTE?!? Based on my experience, that means 2 weeks, minimum!

This thread pulling isn't going to stop until it all unravels. And there are way too many threads getting pulled for them to clip them all. I can't wait for the whole system to crumble from narcissistic titans getting caged.

Holy crap. That movie definitely has a moment in it where you're supposed to take the acid so it kicks in at the right time. These filmmakers are not right in the head. No wonder the subtitle timing was off. They're hopped up on goofballs!

TL;DR: WTF did I just watch!?

#ELSE

I'm not craz... well, I wasn't wrong. That much we can say. Thanks.

my reading narrator, whatever, is stuttering! I translate the first few words and then I read the line. So every so every sentence
has some kind has a sort of mental echo
sometimes it occasionally we get the same words
but usually but usually I don't.

It's making it hard to follow!

Are they all first time Trumpers or something? How are they just NOW feeling scammed? Certainly he's scammed every red hat in the country at least three times by now!

Trump Center went bankrupt 8 minutes ago. He never even got to see the finished sign in person.

I bet he's thinking about if he can carve his name into JFK's tombstone just to keep vandalizing his legacy.

Wasn't there a 13 year old? I remember 13 in my head from somewhere.

It would be cheaper and faster just to buy black paper.

Makes me smell like onions. Dunno why, but it's true.

I'd go with -can't / +refuse to.

Anybody CAN put in the work to redeem themselves, but we got a lot of power crazy evil walking the streets these days. They'll remember what fear is as soon as Trump leaves office and goes into custody.

At this point, I think we can accept it as fact that the Russian pee pee tapes involved 13 year olds and lots of juice boxes.

Cubans are terrorists? OK. If you say so.

CUBAN, MARCO RUBIO JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S A TERRORIST!