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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯
@samcrut.bsky.social
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Recovering Alzheimer's caregiver, screenwriter in training, film editor, audio eng, general technologist, tech author. 2006 Time Magazine PotY. BSKY#1,040,838 [Please, 🚫Starter Packs]
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 3h
Decided to rewatch some classic, vintage cinema. A little something from back when I was still in film school. Frankenhooker (1990)
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 3h
Legitimately not making a threat, but Posthumus is a dead man's name.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 3h
Right up there with 12 Angry Men on the dramatic scale.
mollyroberts.bsky.social Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social Β· 8h
Day 3 of the β€œno more than 2” day trial of Sandwich Guy. The prosecution intends to rest; the defense hasn’t decided yet. Dispute over jury instructions continues, a few morsels (sorry) to follow.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 3h
With that kinda cash back, I'd finally be able to remember to take my ADD meds.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 3h
Does he think Americans don't know how to do drugs? That 25k are offing themselves with goofballs and giggle juice?
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 3h
Most days I do get up and plan on doing productive stuff and some days I succeed, but some days you just have to wake up and say, "No. I will not be a useful member of society today! That is my choice!" and then eat a spoonful of strawberry cake frosting.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 4h
Finally the right terminology. Crime syndicate is exactly what the GOP is now. All organized crime, wall to wall.
slack2thefuture.bsky.social David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social Β· 4h
If Biden had said anything half this dumb/crazy, he would have been removed under the 25th Amendment by the end of the week.

The only reason Republicans don’t remove an obviously unfit president is because they’re no longer a political party.

They’re a crime syndicate.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Β· 5h
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 4h
All the Souths Africa, America, Korea, Dakota, Southerby's... I bought a painting there once. Had to keep raising my hand and saying I want it. Very odd store.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
Ah, they're just 3 minutes late this month here.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
Oh. So Trump doesn't test the alarms anymore I guess. That's not good.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
As a reward for such a successful election yesterday, I'm just gonna go ahead and fire up the civil defense alarms. Just gimme 60 seconds to get to the button. It's way over....
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
How does he manage to lie so hard that it actually comes back around and becomes the truth? I mean, the last 9 months sucked syphilitic donkey balls, but the last 48 hours have been pretty nice! Cheney stopped breathing and the GOP got their balls strapped into the kick-o-matic.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
That it's 1987 or sooner, not 2025.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 6h
In the pantheon of beasts, has there ever been a less beastly beast than "Mr Beast?" It'd be like Louis CK changing his name to Mr. Gigolo.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 6h
Why is there a 2nd Wicked? The first one was a monument to autotune abuse. Sure, the story themes were good, but the singing was like listening to duct tape on a turntable. Who shoots a musical and hires actors who can't hit a note?

People who don't respect the arts, that's who.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 6h
I haven't shown an ID at a grocery store since the 90s, when I stopped writing checks.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 8h
"...if in fact anything did happen last night. I'm Mike Johnson and I'm legally blind to uncomfortable news."
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 9h
I'm starting to get bored. That's a good thing. I haven't been bored in 6 months. I think it's a later stage of grief or something. Boredom means wanting to do something more.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Got tricked into watching a Kevin Sorbo movie. There are lick and stick face tattoos. The whole time that tattooed actor is acting and a medium or closer camera setup has me laughing. They couldn't be bother to provide a script for the CC, so every scene has "[mumbles]" in the captions. Fat Herc.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
50% of the world are below average. That's just math.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Citing YOU as the source no less. "Computer. Should I believe him?" "According to previous post of his, he's trustworthy. He said, 'Trust me,' on several occasions." "Computer says he's OK! That's good enough for me!"
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Any day you can read Dick Cheney: Dead is a good day.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
I'm really no fan of the Cuomo family, but snubbing Trump's endorsement with all things being as bad as they are for Cuomo does put a smile on my face. That's some "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" level spite.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Let's force him to recall every pardon he gives and if he has no idea why they are, then the president didn't pardon them and they get a warrant issued on the spot. We'll use that to round up every single one of them. Bet we can get him to confess to some quid pro quo too.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
If you want to guarantee that I never hear another word you say, just use a phrase along the lines of "reduced by (any number >100)." "This film was slowed down by 800%." and my interest in your ability to present data in a way that makes sense has fallen by 193%.