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Recovering Alzheimer's caregiver, screenwriter in training, film editor, audio eng, general technologist, tech author. 2006 Time Magazine PotY. BSKY#1,040,838 [Please, 🚫Starter Packs]
Holy crap. That movie definitely has a moment in it where you're supposed to take the acid so it kicks in at the right time. These filmmakers are not right in the head. No wonder the subtitle timing was off. They're hopped up on goofballs!
TL;DR: WTF did I just watch!?
#ELSE
TL;DR: WTF did I just watch!?
#ELSE
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Holy crap. That movie definitely has a moment in it where you're supposed to take the acid so it kicks in at the right time. These filmmakers are not right in the head. No wonder the subtitle timing was off. They're hopped up on goofballs!
TL;DR: WTF did I just watch!?
#ELSE
TL;DR: WTF did I just watch!?
#ELSE
This ain't right. That's my Xmas eve forecast, here in Dallas, not like some fun destination holiday thing. I'll be opening the windows and getting a breeze in here on xmas.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This ain't right. That's my Xmas eve forecast, here in Dallas, not like some fun destination holiday thing. I'll be opening the windows and getting a breeze in here on xmas.
I know this will probably make my water bill shoot up, but putting a 43" big screen and my old Bose 401 speakers and a 150W amp from 1993 in the bathroom was absolutely brilliant. Now I just need a waterproof remote!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know this will probably make my water bill shoot up, but putting a 43" big screen and my old Bose 401 speakers and a 150W amp from 1993 in the bathroom was absolutely brilliant. Now I just need a waterproof remote!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
I posted this 10 years ago and got yelled at for posting a picture of a dead kitten in a trash can. Had to post a followup video to show that this was just a moment in an epic battle and both were very much alive and well. In fact the one in the trash is licking her giant booty right now.
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I posted this 10 years ago and got yelled at for posting a picture of a dead kitten in a trash can. Had to post a followup video to show that this was just a moment in an epic battle and both were very much alive and well. In fact the one in the trash is licking her giant booty right now.
My Mac is brand new and running the latest OS.
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My Mac is brand new and running the latest OS.
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
Found a 1965 yearbook for Raider HS in Wichita Falls, which is confusing. My dad grew up in WF, but he'd be 26 and my older brother was 2. Mom was 24. No autographs. Maybe mom was teaching then, but I can't find her.
I just want to know why this yearbook has been in my family for 60 years.
I just want to know why this yearbook has been in my family for 60 years.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Found a 1965 yearbook for Raider HS in Wichita Falls, which is confusing. My dad grew up in WF, but he'd be 26 and my older brother was 2. Mom was 24. No autographs. Maybe mom was teaching then, but I can't find her.
I just want to know why this yearbook has been in my family for 60 years.
I just want to know why this yearbook has been in my family for 60 years.
Ordered a new toy. A *little* hangin' can be good for ya.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ordered a new toy. A *little* hangin' can be good for ya.
If you have one of these projector clocks with the outdoor temperature sensor, well, Ambient Weather has quit the clock biz and the TX-8300 outdoor bit is discontinued and tech support says you're out of luck. I found that the $14 F007TH is backwards compatible, even if they won't tell you it is.
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you have one of these projector clocks with the outdoor temperature sensor, well, Ambient Weather has quit the clock biz and the TX-8300 outdoor bit is discontinued and tech support says you're out of luck. I found that the $14 F007TH is backwards compatible, even if they won't tell you it is.
Apparently, this particular flavor of cat food tastes so disgusting that the animals that lick their own butt holes simply to scratch an itch, won't touch it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Apparently, this particular flavor of cat food tastes so disgusting that the animals that lick their own butt holes simply to scratch an itch, won't touch it.
Oh. #HEB, you disappoint me with this personalized price jacking bullshit! On the left is the price when I'm logged into my account. On the right is when I'm NOT logged in. Your BBQ is now toxic and won't be bought again. Fuck that shit. Be better! You're HEFUCKINGB!
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh. #HEB, you disappoint me with this personalized price jacking bullshit! On the left is the price when I'm logged into my account. On the right is when I'm NOT logged in. Your BBQ is now toxic and won't be bought again. Fuck that shit. Be better! You're HEFUCKINGB!
Here's what it looked like before fulfilling it's purpose a decade or two later. It was always one of those novelty food things nobody dare consume.
I dare. It's cold.
I dare. It's cold.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Here's what it looked like before fulfilling it's purpose a decade or two later. It was always one of those novelty food things nobody dare consume.
I dare. It's cold.
I dare. It's cold.
This thing has been in the family for MANY years. Chocolate never goes bad, does it? Doesn't taste poisonous.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This thing has been in the family for MANY years. Chocolate never goes bad, does it? Doesn't taste poisonous.
I'm not saying they mean anything, but just gets weird when you see stuff like that keeps happening. I mean, how many Elodies are there? Lupin isn't a word I ever see, but today.... Lupin lupin lupin.
Somehow this is Elon's fault. I just now it.
Somehow this is Elon's fault. I just now it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm not saying they mean anything, but just gets weird when you see stuff like that keeps happening. I mean, how many Elodies are there? Lupin isn't a word I ever see, but today.... Lupin lupin lupin.
Somehow this is Elon's fault. I just now it.
Somehow this is Elon's fault. I just now it.
My very first concert T! A little snug, but it was 1984 when I went to the concert with Amy Ziggler. Not sure the spelling anymore on that last name. We were 15. Her dad drove us. It's a little tight in the arms.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My very first concert T! A little snug, but it was 1984 when I went to the concert with Amy Ziggler. Not sure the spelling anymore on that last name. We were 15. Her dad drove us. It's a little tight in the arms.
I guess this one is more on point.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I guess this one is more on point.
I'm surprised they haven't hooked Trump up to an insulin pump filled with Adderall to keep him upright. Dopey is trying to steal Sleepy's shtick.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm surprised they haven't hooked Trump up to an insulin pump filled with Adderall to keep him upright. Dopey is trying to steal Sleepy's shtick.
Blood was drawn at that point, mine.
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Blood was drawn at that point, mine.
Oops. Wrong day. I thought that looked way too calm. THIS is what cat herding looks like!
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oops. Wrong day. I thought that looked way too calm. THIS is what cat herding looks like!
My heart rate doesn't usually creep up and down like that. But you can see peaks where I laid hands on the pissed off cat. The big "moderate" section is me chasing the cat around the house and dead lifting beds to flush her out from under.
I do love me some biofeedback.
I do love me some biofeedback.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My heart rate doesn't usually creep up and down like that. But you can see peaks where I laid hands on the pissed off cat. The big "moderate" section is me chasing the cat around the house and dead lifting beds to flush her out from under.
I do love me some biofeedback.
I do love me some biofeedback.
20 minutes after that...
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
20 minutes after that...
10 minutes later...
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
10 minutes later...
She's sitting motionless like that.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
She's sitting motionless like that.
Finally.
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Finally.