Cis-Het Siberian Orchestra
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I fucking hate AI so much.
Want to use it to do your work? Fine, great. Whatever.
But that doesn’t mean I think it’s cool for you to try to do my job!
“Oh you had ChatGPT make a graphic? Well it looks like shit, doesn’t work with I’ve already made and now I’m actively mad at you.”
Want to use it to do your work? Fine, great. Whatever.
But that doesn’t mean I think it’s cool for you to try to do my job!
“Oh you had ChatGPT make a graphic? Well it looks like shit, doesn’t work with I’ve already made and now I’m actively mad at you.”
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I fucking hate AI so much.
Want to use it to do your work? Fine, great. Whatever.
But that doesn’t mean I think it’s cool for you to try to do my job!
“Oh you had ChatGPT make a graphic? Well it looks like shit, doesn’t work with I’ve already made and now I’m actively mad at you.”
Want to use it to do your work? Fine, great. Whatever.
But that doesn’t mean I think it’s cool for you to try to do my job!
“Oh you had ChatGPT make a graphic? Well it looks like shit, doesn’t work with I’ve already made and now I’m actively mad at you.”
I know more words to “bawitaba” than Mr Rock does.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I know more words to “bawitaba” than Mr Rock does.
This game stinks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This game stinks.
If I had known Dunk & Egg was this good I would have never wasted my time reading “A Feast for Crows”.
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
If I had known Dunk & Egg was this good I would have never wasted my time reading “A Feast for Crows”.
Being forced to watch The Rascalz on Wednesday nights will turn me into Bill Watts.
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Being forced to watch The Rascalz on Wednesday nights will turn me into Bill Watts.
Everytime I log into The Athletic, they’re like, “upgrade your subscription and get access to the NYT” and I say, “go fuck yourself”.
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Everytime I log into The Athletic, they’re like, “upgrade your subscription and get access to the NYT” and I say, “go fuck yourself”.
James Harden is a basketball terrorist
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
James Harden is a basketball terrorist
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
I need that gamertag to see how much times I beat him in Trials of Osiris.
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I need that gamertag to see how much times I beat him in Trials of Osiris.
My world is shattered.
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My world is shattered.
I’ve seen enough; Davis and Doyle are the greatest tag team of all time.
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I’ve seen enough; Davis and Doyle are the greatest tag team of all time.
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Looking so fucking good.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Looking so fucking good.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
Caleb Williams is president.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Caleb Williams is president.
They’re going to change MLK Day to Charlie Kirk Day, aren’t they?
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
They’re going to change MLK Day to Charlie Kirk Day, aren’t they?
I would die for her.
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I would die for her.
Brock Purdy looks like he wore a tie to high school.
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Brock Purdy looks like he wore a tie to high school.
I AM ALIVE
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I AM ALIVE
I am dying
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I am dying
Dennis Allen should be fired into the sun at halftime.
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Dennis Allen should be fired into the sun at halftime.
Bryce Young is going to have his hands full accepting all the apologies he’s got coming.
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Bryce Young is going to have his hands full accepting all the apologies he’s got coming.
I worry for the Bear’s defense; A savvy operator might notice their noble refusal to cover the center the middle of the field.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I worry for the Bear’s defense; A savvy operator might notice their noble refusal to cover the center the middle of the field.
As a 41-year old Caucasian male who was once 12 and obsessed with 70s era NBA and ABA basketball, no one in my theater was more excited to see George “The Iceman” Gervin in “Marty Supreme” than me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
As a 41-year old Caucasian male who was once 12 and obsessed with 70s era NBA and ABA basketball, no one in my theater was more excited to see George “The Iceman” Gervin in “Marty Supreme” than me.
Kids these days don’t know how to:
*dig through the ditches
*burn through the witches
*slam in the back of my dragula
*dig through the ditches
*burn through the witches
*slam in the back of my dragula
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Kids these days don’t know how to:
*dig through the ditches
*burn through the witches
*slam in the back of my dragula
*dig through the ditches
*burn through the witches
*slam in the back of my dragula