Thank you. This is the exact amount of ridiculousness I needed right now. I mean, HONESTLY.

Yeah, this pretty much exactly!!

...to be fair, it *is* a house with a jungle room, tho...

I also do not eat fast food and not terribly long ago, on a road trip, I tried to go INTO a mcdonalds and order fries.

There were no people in there anymore? Just a screen? It was WEIRD and I did not like.

Impressive, man!

And you better believe it or you'll be haunted by the ghost of Faith Ringgold, or so help me!

I beg to differ, you're a fucking artist and anyone who has one of your quilts (like me! FUCK! in pretty pink!) knows it, it's just women's arts have been consistently devalued because sexism.

But you know what AI can't replace? Handicrafts.

AI can't quilt that shit. Only a fucking ARTIST can.

At least Durbin will be gone soon.

Not soon enough, but soon.

Mom had Chris Jansen doing a not-terrible job of trying to get Mark Kelly on the record. Mark Kelly was equivocally weasely. I yelled a lot.

May your day be a delightful, perfect Washington day and all your requests be good/hilarious/spectacular!

OH THANK GOODNESS.

Wow. Just....wow. If it helps, Megan, I think there's a difference between making fun of someone's appearance when it's something they can't readily control (weight, height, etc) and *noting* something someone has apparently willingly done to themselves, without the assistance of a mirror, perhaps?

That's...not a shadow?

I loved it!

Still, it's looking good!

Flurries in the south IL as well! Nothing that's gonna stick but! THAT WAS A SNOWFLAKE!!!