S2pidRetroGamer
@s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social
Unqualified Videogamer
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
...And they won't for the indeterminate future.
It would be great if those who won last week formed a new party which promise not to act like the traditional Democrats, but that's exactly been Trump's masturbation-tactic for months!
These 'new' Dems still gotta hide in plain sight!
It would be great if those who won last week formed a new party which promise not to act like the traditional Democrats, but that's exactly been Trump's masturbation-tactic for months!
These 'new' Dems still gotta hide in plain sight!
Tuesday’s elections were NOT about the Democratic Party.
They were about candidates focusing on the wants and needs of their constituents; about new leaders prepared to fight; about representation in every sense of the word.
Party leaders haven’t absorbed this yet.
They were about candidates focusing on the wants and needs of their constituents; about new leaders prepared to fight; about representation in every sense of the word.
Party leaders haven’t absorbed this yet.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
...And they won't for the indeterminate future.
It would be great if those who won last week formed a new party which promise not to act like the traditional Democrats, but that's exactly been Trump's masturbation-tactic for months!
These 'new' Dems still gotta hide in plain sight!
It would be great if those who won last week formed a new party which promise not to act like the traditional Democrats, but that's exactly been Trump's masturbation-tactic for months!
These 'new' Dems still gotta hide in plain sight!
I...think I need some time away from he cringe-posts; I've been feeling especially my-age lately.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I...think I need some time away from he cringe-posts; I've been feeling especially my-age lately.
~blinks~
Can I get a transparent variant of that color? I happen to like console-guts! ^^
Can I get a transparent variant of that color? I happen to like console-guts! ^^
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
~blinks~
Can I get a transparent variant of that color? I happen to like console-guts! ^^
Can I get a transparent variant of that color? I happen to like console-guts! ^^
I love the Sega Saturn, but find I don't like most Sega Saturn fans.
Every time they talk about its raw hardware-power or try to fix Symphony of the Night, it reeks of a cult still butt-hurt over losing the 32-bit war.
Every time they talk about its raw hardware-power or try to fix Symphony of the Night, it reeks of a cult still butt-hurt over losing the 32-bit war.
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I love the Sega Saturn, but find I don't like most Sega Saturn fans.
Every time they talk about its raw hardware-power or try to fix Symphony of the Night, it reeks of a cult still butt-hurt over losing the 32-bit war.
Every time they talk about its raw hardware-power or try to fix Symphony of the Night, it reeks of a cult still butt-hurt over losing the 32-bit war.
I haven't seen the Ren & Stimpy episode 'Ren's Toothache' in years, but I kind of remember it focusing more on the transition to eating soft foods than, y'know, the actual toothache; I think they wrote that important part of the entire tooth-losing process out after the first or second scene.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I haven't seen the Ren & Stimpy episode 'Ren's Toothache' in years, but I kind of remember it focusing more on the transition to eating soft foods than, y'know, the actual toothache; I think they wrote that important part of the entire tooth-losing process out after the first or second scene.
Television shows aired last night.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Television shows aired last night.
Gremlins 3 in 2027?
...
TIME TO BRING BACK JOHNNY 5 YOU COWARDS
...
TIME TO BRING BACK JOHNNY 5 YOU COWARDS
37 years after the last movie, Gremlins 3 is officially happening with Chris Columbus and Steven Spielberg on board
Gremlins 3 is officially coming in 2027
www.gamesradar.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gremlins 3 in 2027?
...
TIME TO BRING BACK JOHNNY 5 YOU COWARDS
...
TIME TO BRING BACK JOHNNY 5 YOU COWARDS
That 'hurdle' wouldn't have anything to do with Alice and Martin being written out of the webisodes, would it?
The Simpsons showrunner says a revival of animated sitcom The Critic has "definitely been discussed" but there's "one thing standing in the way"
The Simpsons showrunner is leaving after 20 years
www.gamesradar.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That 'hurdle' wouldn't have anything to do with Alice and Martin being written out of the webisodes, would it?
Even as a commercial-ad, this is immensely-heartwarming and should've been kept under wraps until Super Bowl Sunday.
Home But Not Alone | Home Instead
YouTube video by Home Instead
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Even as a commercial-ad, this is immensely-heartwarming and should've been kept under wraps until Super Bowl Sunday.
If FOX news is correct about their claim that 9% of New Yorkers would leave if Mamdani was elected, then Mamdani will have succeeded in making 9% of the city's housing available on his first day!
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If FOX news is correct about their claim that 9% of New Yorkers would leave if Mamdani was elected, then Mamdani will have succeeded in making 9% of the city's housing available on his first day!
Title-idea for a 24-hour horror film jam:
I Know What You Did Last Supper
I Know What You Did Last Supper
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Title-idea for a 24-hour horror film jam:
I Know What You Did Last Supper
I Know What You Did Last Supper
As someone who was born, raised, and still lives in Queens NY, this fucker better get the hell off the island and never return.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
As someone who was born, raised, and still lives in Queens NY, this fucker better get the hell off the island and never return.
Hm? Whatzis? A @doublefine.com fan-survey in my email-box...?
I'm planning on trading-up my gaming-laptop very soon! It's just a little too-underpowered for Keeper...
...Maybe....maybe I could actually be in a position to help...!
I'm planning on trading-up my gaming-laptop very soon! It's just a little too-underpowered for Keeper...
...Maybe....maybe I could actually be in a position to help...!
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hm? Whatzis? A @doublefine.com fan-survey in my email-box...?
I'm planning on trading-up my gaming-laptop very soon! It's just a little too-underpowered for Keeper...
...Maybe....maybe I could actually be in a position to help...!
I'm planning on trading-up my gaming-laptop very soon! It's just a little too-underpowered for Keeper...
...Maybe....maybe I could actually be in a position to help...!
Okay let's go down this list;
I'm cis-gendered,
white,
male,
center-left,
46,
and sees the swastika as the modern symbolic embodiment of genocide, not just against Jews but to anyone who doesn't like the concept of racist hate.
I GUESS THAT MAKES ~ME~ THE FUCKING BAD GUY DOESN'T IT
I'm cis-gendered,
white,
male,
center-left,
46,
and sees the swastika as the modern symbolic embodiment of genocide, not just against Jews but to anyone who doesn't like the concept of racist hate.
I GUESS THAT MAKES ~ME~ THE FUCKING BAD GUY DOESN'T IT
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Okay let's go down this list;
I'm cis-gendered,
white,
male,
center-left,
46,
and sees the swastika as the modern symbolic embodiment of genocide, not just against Jews but to anyone who doesn't like the concept of racist hate.
I GUESS THAT MAKES ~ME~ THE FUCKING BAD GUY DOESN'T IT
I'm cis-gendered,
white,
male,
center-left,
46,
and sees the swastika as the modern symbolic embodiment of genocide, not just against Jews but to anyone who doesn't like the concept of racist hate.
I GUESS THAT MAKES ~ME~ THE FUCKING BAD GUY DOESN'T IT
I just realized I am the human embodiment of Marvin the Paranoid Android from the 'Hitchhiker's Guide' books -- Chronically-depressed and always with a reason to remain that way.
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just realized I am the human embodiment of Marvin the Paranoid Android from the 'Hitchhiker's Guide' books -- Chronically-depressed and always with a reason to remain that way.
I do.
I also remember 33s and 45s.
Little too young for the 8-track though.
I also remember 33s and 45s.
Little too young for the 8-track though.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I do.
I also remember 33s and 45s.
Little too young for the 8-track though.
I also remember 33s and 45s.
Little too young for the 8-track though.
H-how finished is this?? Can you roll credits on it??
STOP THE PRESSES.
The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.
Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.
@hg101.bsky.social
The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.
Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.
@hg101.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
H-how finished is this?? Can you roll credits on it??
~walks into the room~
~calmly sits down in chair~
~slowly opens mouth~
~begins screeching like an injured pterodactyl~
~calmly sits down in chair~
~slowly opens mouth~
~begins screeching like an injured pterodactyl~
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
~walks into the room~
~calmly sits down in chair~
~slowly opens mouth~
~begins screeching like an injured pterodactyl~
~calmly sits down in chair~
~slowly opens mouth~
~begins screeching like an injured pterodactyl~
Just remember, Cartoonophiles...
The Snorks existed.
The Snorks existed.
a bunch of cartoon characters are smiling and standing together
ALT: a bunch of cartoon characters are smiling and standing together
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just remember, Cartoonophiles...
The Snorks existed.
The Snorks existed.
Well, the Halloween season is over! Time to put the black cat back in the attic until next year...
~Distant cat-hisses~
Yeah, he never likes this part.
~Distant cat-hisses~
Yeah, he never likes this part.
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Well, the Halloween season is over! Time to put the black cat back in the attic until next year...
~Distant cat-hisses~
Yeah, he never likes this part.
~Distant cat-hisses~
Yeah, he never likes this part.
The hypocrisy of faith vs. science:
Faith: We believe in God in Heaven.
Science: There is no proof of gods or Heaven.
Science: We found life on Mars.
Faith: Life only exists on Earth.
Science: But didn't you say God lives in-
Faith: LIFE ONLY EXISTS ON EARTH!!
Faith: We believe in God in Heaven.
Science: There is no proof of gods or Heaven.
Science: We found life on Mars.
Faith: Life only exists on Earth.
Science: But didn't you say God lives in-
Faith: LIFE ONLY EXISTS ON EARTH!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The hypocrisy of faith vs. science:
Faith: We believe in God in Heaven.
Science: There is no proof of gods or Heaven.
Science: We found life on Mars.
Faith: Life only exists on Earth.
Science: But didn't you say God lives in-
Faith: LIFE ONLY EXISTS ON EARTH!!
Faith: We believe in God in Heaven.
Science: There is no proof of gods or Heaven.
Science: We found life on Mars.
Faith: Life only exists on Earth.
Science: But didn't you say God lives in-
Faith: LIFE ONLY EXISTS ON EARTH!!
No kidding; I woke up at 7AM yesterday-morning and I thought it was 3AM!
📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
No kidding; I woke up at 7AM yesterday-morning and I thought it was 3AM!
Happy Happy Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween,
Happy Happy Halloween,
Cynthia Rothrock
Halloween, Halloween,
Happy Happy Halloween,
Cynthia Rothrock
a person is standing on a wooden stick in a room
ALT: a person is standing on a wooden stick in a room
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happy Happy Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween,
Happy Happy Halloween,
Cynthia Rothrock
Halloween, Halloween,
Happy Happy Halloween,
Cynthia Rothrock
The weekend my sister and I first saw this, Princess Di was having her funeral. Mother Teresa also died around the same time.
Later that week, I had my first psychological meltdown and ward-stay.
This scene unlocked some...very uncomfortable memories...
Later that week, I had my first psychological meltdown and ward-stay.
This scene unlocked some...very uncomfortable memories...
Pekora’s Reaction to THE Aerith Scene...😢
YouTube video by hololive subs
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The weekend my sister and I first saw this, Princess Di was having her funeral. Mother Teresa also died around the same time.
Later that week, I had my first psychological meltdown and ward-stay.
This scene unlocked some...very uncomfortable memories...
Later that week, I had my first psychological meltdown and ward-stay.
This scene unlocked some...very uncomfortable memories...