S2pidRetroGamer
@s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social
Unqualified Videogamer
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
Come on, baby
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the KEEPER) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, I'm your maaaaan
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the KEEPER) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, I'm your maaaaan
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Come on, baby
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the KEEPER) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, I'm your maaaaan
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the KEEPER) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the KEEPER) Baby, I'm your maaaaan
Television shows aired last night.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Television shows aired last night.
Or a basketball star.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Or a basketball star.
As someone who was born, raised, and still lives in Queens NY, this fucker better get the hell off the island and never return.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
As someone who was born, raised, and still lives in Queens NY, this fucker better get the hell off the island and never return.
...Conversely, this reaction is worth its price at the venue-gate!
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
...Conversely, this reaction is worth its price at the venue-gate!
Halloween??
What do you think we are???
What do you think we are???
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Halloween??
What do you think we are???
What do you think we are???
Two more days 'till Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween,
Two more days 'till Halloween,
Master padlock!
Halloween, Halloween,
Two more days 'till Halloween,
Master padlock!
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Two more days 'till Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween,
Two more days 'till Halloween,
Master padlock!
Halloween, Halloween,
Two more days 'till Halloween,
Master padlock!
The Creeps Machine.
First there was Bobo. Then there was Old Bobo.
First there was Bobo. Then there was Old Bobo.
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Creeps Machine.
First there was Bobo. Then there was Old Bobo.
First there was Bobo. Then there was Old Bobo.
THAT CLOSE!
I was THAT CLOSE to Metroid II's best ending!!
...
Ah, well, time to go super!
I was THAT CLOSE to Metroid II's best ending!!
...
Ah, well, time to go super!
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
THAT CLOSE!
I was THAT CLOSE to Metroid II's best ending!!
...
Ah, well, time to go super!
I was THAT CLOSE to Metroid II's best ending!!
...
Ah, well, time to go super!
Welp it's like I said; what can go wrong for me, has.
Never wear pants with friction-less pockets.
Never wear pants with friction-less pockets.
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Welp it's like I said; what can go wrong for me, has.
Never wear pants with friction-less pockets.
Never wear pants with friction-less pockets.
Magnet Missile -> Hard Man
October 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Magnet Missile -> Hard Man
Let's try it, shall we?
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Let's try it, shall we?
This is going to put a unique spin on the December holiday-season, to be sure!
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is going to put a unique spin on the December holiday-season, to be sure!
This post actually inspired me to whip something quick in MS Paint.
I assure you this is not going to be a thing.
I assure you this is not going to be a thing.
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This post actually inspired me to whip something quick in MS Paint.
I assure you this is not going to be a thing.
I assure you this is not going to be a thing.
Google! Tell me how hot do lighthouse-lamps generally get!
...
Whoa, 'guess I'm not touching one any time soon!
...
Whoa, 'guess I'm not touching one any time soon!
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Google! Tell me how hot do lighthouse-lamps generally get!
...
Whoa, 'guess I'm not touching one any time soon!
...
Whoa, 'guess I'm not touching one any time soon!
I just realized AI-generated videos of dead celebrites was the kind of shit 'The Critic' predicted back in the early-'90s!
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just realized AI-generated videos of dead celebrites was the kind of shit 'The Critic' predicted back in the early-'90s!
I genuinely thought my macular degeneration was messing with me.
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I genuinely thought my macular degeneration was messing with me.
THE LEGENDS
THE MYTHS
THEY ARE REAL
THE MYTHS
THEY ARE REAL
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
THE LEGENDS
THE MYTHS
THEY ARE REAL
THE MYTHS
THEY ARE REAL
Democrats when they see the Statue of Liberty:
"Give me your tired, your poor, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
Republicans when they see the Statue of Liberty:
"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."
"Give me your tired, your poor, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
Republicans when they see the Statue of Liberty:
"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."
October 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Democrats when they see the Statue of Liberty:
"Give me your tired, your poor, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
Republicans when they see the Statue of Liberty:
"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."
"Give me your tired, your poor, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
Republicans when they see the Statue of Liberty:
"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."
Made in MSPaint. ^^
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Made in MSPaint. ^^
Just a little doodle I made.
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just a little doodle I made.
