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Ryan Crowley
@ryancrowley.bsky.social
Buffalo, NY
This is going to sound real weird (possibly crazy) but I REALLY want to make a cardigan that makes me look like a pigeon.

Just hear me out, the features:
- mainly grey
- navy varsity stripes
- darker grey ribbed hem
- purple/turquoise shot silk band near the collar.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
My god, they nailed it.
They absolutely had it pegged perfectly.
Everyone call your MAGA friends and tell them how right they were about everything.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Not to be cynical but capitalism is going to capitalism.

There’s that common notion in business “you’re either growing or dying.”

The NFL has to grow their audience and they’ve maxed out mainland USA.
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Two things worth pointing out:

1. Of the 3 big space billionaires (Musk, Bezos, Branson) he’s the only one who’s never been to space. I suspect the reason is he doesn’t trust his own technology.

2. This meme gets funnier and funnier every year.
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Im so glad I bought ghillie suit stock.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I bet Sonic The Hedgehog finds the Olympics very triggering.
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Musk's X offices in France raided by Paris prosecutor's office
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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I was on Some More News talking about AI, CSAM, and other depressing things.

On the plus side, we also talked about dinosaurs, and my cats made an appearance!

youtu.be/afwV6Y067Us?...
The Right Really Wants To Believe That The Ilhan Omar Vinegar Incident Is A False Flag - EMN
YouTube video by Some More News
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
About a week ago I had the thought: “You know, maybe I should start a TikTok.”
(I have no experience with TikTok)

I am of course glad I didnt, but also, every social media seems to be evil.

I still want to make videos.

Should I post them here?
Should I be the first BlueSky Video Star?
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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I chuckled, clever
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
It’s like 5:45 am and I’m just laying in bed thinking about how the term “dilettante” didn’t used to have negative connotations but industrial capitalism caused that to change. You’re only valid to society is as one highly-specialized cog in the machine.
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I’ve solved it!

We hire back Daboll.

We hire back McDermott.

Daboll=OC
McDermott=DC

No head coach.

Any conflict? Josh is the tie-breaker.
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
AI is like Plastics and I don’t know why everyone can’t see that.
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Carly Rae Jepsen is a nepo baby.
Heir to Jepsen’s Malort fortune.
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I watch a lot of chemistry videos on YouTube and my god I’d love to get into chemistry but there’s two things holding me back.

1. I wouldn’t even know where to begin.

2. If I start buying a bunch of random chemicals and lab equipment I will wind up on the FBI watchlist real fast.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I think I’m going to start doing a thing when I travel where I bring my own lightbulbs.

Sounds insane but there are so many hotels and Air BnBs where the people managing them don’t know shit about how to create comfortable lighting.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I charged my Ring over night and messed up by not installing it first thing in the morning because I have yet again missed my chance to figure out who keeps snowblowing the sidewalks in my neighborhood but purposely skipping the section in front of ONLY my property.
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Just had my mind blown in the stupidest way possible.

I was trying to understand The International Date Line so naturally I came to focus on Christmas Island.

I looked at Christmas Island on Google Earth and thought it seemed strange.

I could not wrap my head around it.
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The internet sucks.

Facebook = Dumb

Instagram = Toxic

Twitter = Evil

BlueSky = Lonely

What did I miss?
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM