RyanB
@ryanbseattle.bsky.social
SQL DBA who believes that the Cookie Monster has been unfairly persecuted for years. He just wants a cookie!
2025: The year that the internet killed the video star.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
2025: The year that the internet killed the video star.
Me: I really need to stop giving my dogs treats
Me 5 min later: Our Maple staring at me trying to convince me thast grapes are not "treats".
Me 5 min later: Our Maple staring at me trying to convince me thast grapes are not "treats".
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me: I really need to stop giving my dogs treats
Me 5 min later: Our Maple staring at me trying to convince me thast grapes are not "treats".
Me 5 min later: Our Maple staring at me trying to convince me thast grapes are not "treats".
IDK whether to be impressed or offended.
December 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
IDK whether to be impressed or offended.
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Months ago I got a nut milk maker.
"I don't remember being drunk enough to buy this."
Put it away.
Today, pick up box - curious. Look at label. It's my neighbor's lol.
"I don't remember being drunk enough to buy this."
Put it away.
Today, pick up box - curious. Look at label. It's my neighbor's lol.
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Months ago I got a nut milk maker.
"I don't remember being drunk enough to buy this."
Put it away.
Today, pick up box - curious. Look at label. It's my neighbor's lol.
"I don't remember being drunk enough to buy this."
Put it away.
Today, pick up box - curious. Look at label. It's my neighbor's lol.
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Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
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All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
Everyone who moved to the NW over the summer is about to find out about what I call "The long grey" ☁️
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Everyone who moved to the NW over the summer is about to find out about what I call "The long grey" ☁️
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This year's PASS Data Community Summit t-shirts are COMING IN HOT! If you're attending me and @kendralittle.bsky.social's precons, you just might could score one!
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This year's PASS Data Community Summit t-shirts are COMING IN HOT! If you're attending me and @kendralittle.bsky.social's precons, you just might could score one!
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Can we all be honest with each other?
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can we all be honest with each other?
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
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This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
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RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
September 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicowxulcoikrb7a7datbtfucl3yb2kfxjuoknszcvbrhjanpek7f4@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
August 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@kendralittle.bsky.social
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@kendralittle.bsky.social
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
Me: Gets an email about a new show that I know I'm going to like
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me: Gets an email about a new show that I know I'm going to like
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
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Kindness for Kiefer
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
August 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Kindness for Kiefer
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
Adopted a bat-dog today
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Adopted a bat-dog today
July 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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30 years ago I worked at the Space Center. I've never been back, until today, when I visited the Kennedy Space Center museum.
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
30 years ago I worked at the Space Center. I've never been back, until today, when I visited the Kennedy Space Center museum.
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
Even tho you chewed up our couches
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
July 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Even tho you chewed up our couches
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
We lost our sweet Sophie to the Rainbow Bridge today. It was sudden and unexpected for our 12-yo Pappion girl, and we are heart-broken.
Missing her already.
Missing her already.
June 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
We lost our sweet Sophie to the Rainbow Bridge today. It was sudden and unexpected for our 12-yo Pappion girl, and we are heart-broken.
Missing her already.
Missing her already.
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This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft.
June 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft.