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I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. https://linktr.ee/darlingdata

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 3d

It’s one of the finest movies ever made.

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 3d

The best way to understand any hype cycle in IT is to watch this movie.

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 3d

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 3d

is this from last halloween?

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 3d

niche funny.

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 9d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Bad Trigger Habits

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-bad-trigger-habits/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 10d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Indexed View Ups and Downs

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-indexed-view-ups-and-downs/

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 11d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Views and TOP 100 PERCENT

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-views-and-top-100-percent/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 12d

SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 32

https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-32/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 13d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Fun with RAISERROR!

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-fun-with-raiserror/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 15d

My noon flight to Edinburgh got so delayed that I’ve been rebooked on a direct flight from Amsterdam at 5pm. Who would like to talk to me for three hours?

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 16d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: How to Pick a Temporary Object

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-how-to-pick-a-temporary-object/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 17d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Just Use QUOTENAME!

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-just-use-quotename/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 18d

SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 31

https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-31/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 19d

Finally on a movie screen where there’s no “adults only” sign out front.

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 19d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Cursor Loops Are Better Than While Loops

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-cursor-loops-are-better-than-while-loops/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 20d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Writing Smarter While Loops

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-writing-smarter-while-loops/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 23d

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 23d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: Control Your Flow

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-control-your-flow/

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 24d

just office hours questions.

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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 24d

Learn T-SQL With Erik: SET, SELECT, and Data Types for Local Variables

https://erikdarling.com/learn-t-sql-with-erik-set-select-and-data-types-for-local-variables/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 25d

something something the importance of backups etc.

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 25d

is there a more annoying ui choice than having toast notifications appear at the top of a phone screen, precisely where all the icons to interact with apps are?

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 25d

SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 30

https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-30/

Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 26d

but have u ever heard of postgres bro