There are a lot of things to be nostalgic about journalism, but seeing a shitfaced editor come back from lunch, grab your story off the pile and wildly mark up your copy is not one of them.

Even if they go unread I will be submitting my garbage opinions.

A Backbreaking Work of Shoveling Genius

Is that a Getty Images photo of:

-generic German AfD member
-American White Nationalist
-Manifesto-writing hermit

See also:
Effect, Streisand. Masnick, Michael. 2005.

All staff: please stop sub-posting content from “Gunther Eagleman” on other platforms. He’s very successful at triggering decent folk and likely sees each angry response as a win. It’s all in bad faith, so why keep supplying him with oxygen? Unless of course you’re a rage farmer.🧑‍🌾

Okay now try #trumpstein 🤔

They’ll do anything to protect the ephebophile-in-chief. #trumpstein

Mmm, ida know. Balances out kinda like a man-purse and an Italian sport coat OH NO USB-C HAS TURNED ME EUROPEAN.

Coupla much-loved Cadillacs, tho.💕

There’s a great expression from Argentinian Spanish about someone who’s sticking their oar in that goes vos no te peinés que no salís en esta foto. It means “don’t comb your hair because you don’t appear in this photograph.”

Disagree. He removed the knob that does its job.