Russ King
banner
russwrites.bsky.social
Russ King
@russwrites.bsky.social
I write funny, informative stuff for a living. I'm a nature freak, bohemian and foodie living in Wiltshire, UK. Currently writing a funny trilogy combining sustainability, mythology and feminism. My author page on Amazon - https://amzn.to/3yDBYp2
But he follows it up with a sinister message that the only people who will prosper now are the ones who use AI.
a cartoon character from despicable me is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says yeah i did .
ALT: a cartoon character from despicable me is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says yeah i did .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Absolutely! Whenever I see this gif it reminds me of that goose hiding behing my legs. 😂
a donkey from the movie shrek is smiling
ALT: a donkey from the movie shrek is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
... Hid behind me and acted as if we were best mates. The moment the dog left it turned and looked at me and immediately went back to scolding me!
Geese are funny! ☺️
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's a long story but...we live next to river and we're regularly visited by a swan and a goose pairing. The swan was calm and friendly, the goose cackled angrily at me every time it saw me. Except when a dog chased them. I stepped into the (shallow) river to block the dog and goose...
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Many, many extraordinary bodies of work!
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Those beady eyes! 👀😁
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A cold, sunny autumn morning here. Just how I like it! 😁
Have a great week in amongst the trees. 🌳
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I can't get over the fact that you have to pay more to chat with Satan.
Mind you, it would be good to find if he is a Terry Pratchetty type Satan who just hits you with having to read health and safety manuals or wade through endless red tape, or if he is proper scary (and fun?).
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
We have continued to have 'stocking presents' - funny little presents to be opened when you wake up - for this very reason!
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Have a fun weekend Jules - everything should look clean and shiny on the weekend after all this rain. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
How do I order it?
Or maybe, a better question. Where is the best place to order /pre-order it? 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Erm, how old is too old?
Asking for a (very childish) friend.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Morning Jules - have fun today!
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I did this recently with a minor character who seemed a bit flat - I fell down a rabbit hole! I think this is the best/most fun/rewarding part of the writing process.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Completely agree with this last point. The front pages of the newspapers have effectively been saying "Us billionaires are determined to bring down the BBC". The Beeb should be able to point this out.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
😆Trust me, it's official! Although I haven't yet been to all the countries in Europe.
I may be biased though as I have been declared to be an honary German - albeit at the end of a very long evening at d'Wiesn...
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Absolutely! The kindest, yet bluntest, people in Europe. 😆
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I cheated by convincing Thing 2 that 'bunchie plaits' was the ultimate hairstyle - two side bunches that you then plait. Much easier than French plaits! Mind you Thing 2 decided that she didn't like ballet because she had to have neat hair for it so the bar wasn't very high! 😆
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They were bemused when I thanked them profusely for taking time out when they were travelling themselves (and apologised for not being able to speak German), to them it was just something you automatically do. I've helped lots of people on public transport since. 🙂
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM