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...Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies... Professional Snarkologist. Twitter refugee, Love dogs, travel, Baseball & verbal swordplay! No MAGA, DM's, or empty BIOs. Salty language warning! Slava Ukraini! #BlueCrew #BlueResisters
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Don't forget who empowered the SCOTUS and turned his dream into reality.
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Coming soon - the Pam Biondi, er - I mean the Epstein Files.

Sort of...
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Coming soon - the Trump DoJ version of the Epstein Files. Prepare to be disappointed.

And whoever decided "disappointed" needed a second "p", my keyboard is going to sue your family!
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mark Kelley is one of the truest American Patriots we still have with us today. The BS being thrown at him is 1000% political. This will be a slam dunk for him. Even more so than the bogus Comey/James indictments.

Keep speaking the truth Mark Kelley! We stand with you!
SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Pam Biondi has a bright future in the Septic System pumping industry. She puts the "B" in Bimbo!
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
How many Scaramuccis until Pam Biondi's head explodes?
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Trump: "It's okay, you can say it (that Trump is a Fascist.)."

Mamdani: "Yes."

Trump: "I love it when you talk dirty."

🎶Love is in the air...🎶
“Shut up. You had me at despot.”

❤️
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Zohran Mamdani:

"Hey Andrew Cuomo - How do you like me now?"

Priceless.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I expect JD will be up all night getting some couch "therapy"...

😁
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That would be assuming Trump actually cared what's actually in the Constitution. I think he could care less what it says, and that is why he does what he does.
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Happy Birthday Mr, President!
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nobody knows more about Sedition than Trump. He's a subject matter expert on the subject.

Through practice, not knowledge.

If you really believe in what you just said Donnie - resign and face the consequences. But you won't because you are just one big fat giant PUSSY!
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Well said General Milley! Following illegal orders is not protected or a defense for actions. If you disagree, go back and look at the Nuremberg trials.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In the "spirit" of Trump's recent visitors at the White House, I give you the new Trump tower.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And now MBS who has been tied to 9-11 and the cold blooded murder of Jamal Khoshaggi.

And they want to talk about Zohran Mamdani. He's only guilty of winning an election.

F'ck off MAGA.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Pound sand UpChuck Schumer. You created this mess. You own it.

Resign right now!
@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway—

The failure is yours - we need new leadership
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is there another Trump pardon in the pipeline?
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Remember Trump claimed that he saw "thousands and thousands" of Muslims cheering for the destruction on September 11, 2001.

Remember the Trump Muslim ban?

Remember the murder of Jamal Khashoggi?

Apparently Trump doesn't remember any of that.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Who didn't see this coming? Seriously?

#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”

BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔

“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”

BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I mean seriously, what did Mike Johnson expect the Senate to do? The house all but votes unanimously, and now the Senate is supposed to block, and be labeled Pedophile supporters because the House didn't block it? What a fumb duck.
Mike Johnson said he’s “deeply disappointed” the Senate approved the Epstein files bill without making changes, adding that after speaking with Trump about it, “we both have concerns.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Trump is expanding the government.

#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Piggy has the conch!

So you STFU Trump.

#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Senate, finding out the House voted unanimously to release the files, and now Trump expects them to vote against it.

Nowhere to hide anymore GOP Senators. To Pedophile, or not to pedophile. That is the question - and the vote!

#EpsteinFiles
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November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Actually, this is AMAZING timing! Right before the House vote, the GOP sees the writing on the wall.

Release the Epstein files now! #EpsteinFiles
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM