Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM)
@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social
...Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies... Professional Snarkologist. Twitter refugee, Love dogs, travel, Baseball & verbal swordplay! No MAGA, DM's, or empty BIOs. Salty language warning! Slava Ukraini! #BlueCrew #BlueResisters
Coming soon - the Pam Biondi, er - I mean the Epstein Files.
Sort of...
Sort of...
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Coming soon - the Pam Biondi, er - I mean the Epstein Files.
Sort of...
Sort of...
Coming soon - the Trump DoJ version of the Epstein Files. Prepare to be disappointed.
And whoever decided "disappointed" needed a second "p", my keyboard is going to sue your family!
And whoever decided "disappointed" needed a second "p", my keyboard is going to sue your family!
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Coming soon - the Trump DoJ version of the Epstein Files. Prepare to be disappointed.
And whoever decided "disappointed" needed a second "p", my keyboard is going to sue your family!
And whoever decided "disappointed" needed a second "p", my keyboard is going to sue your family!
It takes time to convert thousands of pages to this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It takes time to convert thousands of pages to this.
I prefer the cheeseburgers finish their work.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I prefer the cheeseburgers finish their work.
Did somebody say Nazis?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Did somebody say Nazis?
Speaking of incompetent, have you met her friend Pam? 😁
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Speaking of incompetent, have you met her friend Pam? 😁
Pam Biondi has a bright future in the Septic System pumping industry. She puts the "B" in Bimbo!
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pam Biondi has a bright future in the Septic System pumping industry. She puts the "B" in Bimbo!
I think the cheeseburgers will intervene before that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I think the cheeseburgers will intervene before that.
I'm not saying Marco Rubio is dumber than a bag of hammers.
But he is.
But he is.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm not saying Marco Rubio is dumber than a bag of hammers.
But he is.
But he is.
Zohran Mamdani:
"Hey Andrew Cuomo - How do you like me now?"
Priceless.
"Hey Andrew Cuomo - How do you like me now?"
Priceless.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani:
"Hey Andrew Cuomo - How do you like me now?"
Priceless.
"Hey Andrew Cuomo - How do you like me now?"
Priceless.
What Maxwell deserves.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What Maxwell deserves.
Sure about that? 😁
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sure about that? 😁
It seems that lying is a genetic trait with her.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It seems that lying is a genetic trait with her.
The GOP has the market cornered on brain dead Bimbos.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The GOP has the market cornered on brain dead Bimbos.
Nobody knows more about Sedition than Trump. He's a subject matter expert on the subject.
Through practice, not knowledge.
If you really believe in what you just said Donnie - resign and face the consequences. But you won't because you are just one big fat giant PUSSY!
Through practice, not knowledge.
If you really believe in what you just said Donnie - resign and face the consequences. But you won't because you are just one big fat giant PUSSY!
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nobody knows more about Sedition than Trump. He's a subject matter expert on the subject.
Through practice, not knowledge.
If you really believe in what you just said Donnie - resign and face the consequences. But you won't because you are just one big fat giant PUSSY!
Through practice, not knowledge.
If you really believe in what you just said Donnie - resign and face the consequences. But you won't because you are just one big fat giant PUSSY!
In the "spirit" of Trump's recent visitors at the White House, I give you the new Trump tower.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In the "spirit" of Trump's recent visitors at the White House, I give you the new Trump tower.
Trump response:
Sorry Donnie. That's a wok.
Sorry Donnie. That's a wok.
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump response:
Sorry Donnie. That's a wok.
Sorry Donnie. That's a wok.
Don't set your expectations too high. This is Pam Biondi we are talking about. What little she does release will likely look like this.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Don't set your expectations too high. This is Pam Biondi we are talking about. What little she does release will likely look like this.
Just sayin'...
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just sayin'...
Hop on the Biondi Express!
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hop on the Biondi Express!
American red breasted Robin. 😄
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
American red breasted Robin. 😄
I think there is room for that amendment!
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I think there is room for that amendment!
You mean THIS little piggy?
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You mean THIS little piggy?