He developed a strong Aussie accent because kids in Australia made fun of him and called him Yank.

It was fine.

First they came for my oatmeal and now this.

So it's true. My sourdough starter isn't going to make it?

I think if they wanted me to be calm, they wouldn't be spying on me. Next thing you know they're going to send me videos about people traumatized by "The Birds" and ladies who think we're having too good of a time over at our table.

I'm not sure. I was too busy googling, "How to keep your Google Phone from spying on you." Google says it's not a problem though.

First thing on my YouTube feed? Fostered Japanese river otters. No joke.