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rudegophermachine.bsky.social
called my NH senators. Left a message for Maggie Hassan (202) 224-3324 that I can’t wait to vote for whomever primaries her in 2028
helldude.bsky.social rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social · 7d
just left snippy messages for schumer and gillibrand. first time for everything i guess!

202-224-3121
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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osullyville.bsky.social
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Had the pleasure of meeting Dick Cheney at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
No, it’s not like any other love /
This one is different because it sucks
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
A second Will Klein Christmas pajama photo has entered the timeline. My mvp
alainnfocail.bsky.social Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 20d
Oh no he’s also a cat person. I am afraid I adore him. He has been added to the list of players I love.
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
All time life moment of trying to remember Gogol’s Dead Souls and coming up with Bobo’s Dead Sea Scrolls
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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a remix of a yoda meme: after Sending out Treinen 37 times in a row while standing in front of the bullpen at 1:34 am [picture of Dave Roberts looking dazed and confused] 2:12am... going back for more Treinen [picture of Dave Roberts walking with a weird facial expression]
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
I can’t believe Joe Pera’s tulpa is the current jeopardy champion
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Watching first episode of Task: My wife was so impressed that I knew the answer to the trivia question on the plastic Phillies cup before Mark Ruffalo said it, she had to pause the show
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Woke up from a dream where I was in a restaurant and a line cook was roughly making a cheeseburger on top of my head while I tried to sing this song:
rudegophermachine.bsky.social Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social · Sep 7
Ooh we ooh I look just like Burger holly
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Ooh we ooh I look just like Burger holly
Oh oh and you’re mayonnaise tyler Moore
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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lorazepalooza.bsky.social
RFK Jr looks and sounds like the Men In Black alien wearing an Edgarsuit
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Having to block a dumbass who doesn’t know geography on bluesky, is it the freakin weekend yet
August 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
hospital shrimp
August 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Matt strahm really looks like if Blake snell was in duck dynasty
July 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Really thought I had a chance to go 30 for 30 on pro mode

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #324
30 for 30
Swings: 31

🚀1️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CHC, CIN, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CWS

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
July 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
My son’s name is also Dort
June 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Definitely my best showing on pro mode:

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #295
30 for 30
Swings: 36

🚀1️⃣: AZ, BAL, BOS, CWS, CIN, COL, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, CHC, CLE, KC, MIL, OAK

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
WiFi on the plane to keep my streak alive:

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #260
30 for 30
Swings: 47

🚀1️⃣: BAL, BOS, CIN, HOU, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: AZ, CHC, CWS, COL, KC, LAA, MIN, SEA, TB
🚀3️⃣: ATL, CLE, DET, NYM

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
This is how I learned about the “Vedder Cup”

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #259
30 for 30
Swings: 52

🚀1️⃣: BAL, CWS, CIN, CLE, DET, LAA, LAD, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, SF, STL, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: ATL, BOS, COL, HOU, MIA, SEA, TEX
🚀3️⃣: AZ, CHC, MIL, PIT, SD, TB
🚀4️⃣: KC

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Early morning stroll

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #250
30 for 30
Swings: 46

🚀1️⃣: ATL, BAL, CHC, CWS, CIN, DET, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, MIN, NYM, NYY, OAK, PIT, SF, SEA, STL, TEX, TOR, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CLE, PHI, SD, TB
🚀3️⃣: BOS, KC
🚀5️⃣: AZ, COL

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Haase hive wake up

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #241
30 for 30
Swings: 70

🚀1️⃣: CWS, CIN, KC, NYM, SD, SEA, TEX
🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, CHC, CLE, COL, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIN, NYY, PHI, SF, TOR
🚀3️⃣: BAL, PIT, STL
🚀4️⃣: BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, OAK, TB, WSH

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Pro mode Sunday

Daily Walkoff ⚾ #240
30 for 30
Swings: 73

🚀1️⃣: BOS, CHC, COL, HOU, KC, LAA, LAD, MIA, MIL, NYM, OAK, SD, SF, WSH
🚀2️⃣: CIN, CLE, PIT, TEX
🚀3️⃣: CWS, NYY, SEA, TB
🚀4️⃣: DET, MIN, STL, TOR
🚀5️⃣: AZ, BAL, PHI
🚀6️⃣+: ATL

dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
April 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
rudegophermachine.bsky.social
Is grey Zapel sponsored by settlers of catan?
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM