Ruby
@rubythebee.bsky.social
a delight to work with and a pleasure to have in class
Haaaaaa no it’s not, warning lights came back on 🙃
Well, it took a week longer than it was supposed to, but my car is finally fixed.
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Haaaaaa no it’s not, warning lights came back on 🙃
When my cousin was about a year and a half old, I crocheted him a stuffed triceratops. He’s almost 4 now, and today I learned that he named the triceratops Fred Bokum.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
When my cousin was about a year and a half old, I crocheted him a stuffed triceratops. He’s almost 4 now, and today I learned that he named the triceratops Fred Bokum.
Well, it took a week longer than it was supposed to, but my car is finally fixed.
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Well, it took a week longer than it was supposed to, but my car is finally fixed.
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
My office provides snacks and a variety of coffee and tea flavors, and now I’m incapable of working unless I have a little snack and a beverage next to me.
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
My office provides snacks and a variety of coffee and tea flavors, and now I’m incapable of working unless I have a little snack and a beverage next to me.
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
You’ll never guess what’s happening again
I’m at work and I just have to hit send on an email before I can go home, but my boss wants to look over the document I’m sending first and she’s been on a phone call for ages, this is hell
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
You’ll never guess what’s happening again
Finally getting employer-sponsored health insurance for the first time since 2021, hell yeah
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Finally getting employer-sponsored health insurance for the first time since 2021, hell yeah
I’m at work and I just have to hit send on an email before I can go home, but my boss wants to look over the document I’m sending first and she’s been on a phone call for ages, this is hell
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m at work and I just have to hit send on an email before I can go home, but my boss wants to look over the document I’m sending first and she’s been on a phone call for ages, this is hell
Oh hell yeah, the reptile store by my work is really good
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Oh hell yeah, the reptile store by my work is really good
The good news is my car isn’t totaled, the bad news is 💸💸💸
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The good news is my car isn’t totaled, the bad news is 💸💸💸
Everyone please congratulate Hazel the tarantula for breaking her 5-month hunger strike today
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Everyone please congratulate Hazel the tarantula for breaking her 5-month hunger strike today
Well, I got into an accident on the highway driving home from work yesterday. The other driver and I are both okay. My car isn’t in the best shape but not as bad as it could have been - it’s *probably* not totaled but I’ll know more tomorrow.
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Well, I got into an accident on the highway driving home from work yesterday. The other driver and I are both okay. My car isn’t in the best shape but not as bad as it could have been - it’s *probably* not totaled but I’ll know more tomorrow.
This coming week will be my first full 5-day work week since I think 2021.
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
This coming week will be my first full 5-day work week since I think 2021.
Today is my birthday! I am going to the aquarium!
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Today is my birthday! I am going to the aquarium!
They ended up getting cupcakes with a few different flavors (including chocolate/vanilla)
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
They ended up getting cupcakes with a few different flavors (including chocolate/vanilla)
I decided that my birthday gift to myself will be a membership to the California Academy of Sciences.
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I decided that my birthday gift to myself will be a membership to the California Academy of Sciences.
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At Panera for I think the second time in my life, can confirm that the broccoli cheddar soup does indeed slap.
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
At Panera for I think the second time in my life, can confirm that the broccoli cheddar soup does indeed slap.
It Happened To Me: I got a job and now they’re making me do the stuff that’s in my job description
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It Happened To Me: I got a job and now they’re making me do the stuff that’s in my job description
Mom, taking down the tree: You know, I never really liked this ornament. It was nice of [family friends] to give it to us but it’s just not my style.
Me: I got you that ornament.
Mom: Oh! I meant to say I love it.
Me: I got you that ornament.
Mom: Oh! I meant to say I love it.
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mom, taking down the tree: You know, I never really liked this ornament. It was nice of [family friends] to give it to us but it’s just not my style.
Me: I got you that ornament.
Mom: Oh! I meant to say I love it.
Me: I got you that ornament.
Mom: Oh! I meant to say I love it.
My parents got an electric blanket for Christmas that they don’t want, so that means *I* got an electric blanket for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My parents got an electric blanket for Christmas that they don’t want, so that means *I* got an electric blanket for Christmas.
My aunt embroidered me a snake anatomy. Weird choice but I kind of love it??
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My aunt embroidered me a snake anatomy. Weird choice but I kind of love it??
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential