I mean, I personally would love if there was a magical spring in my back yard that was always refilling with top-shelf aged-rum daiquiris on hot sunny days, but I'm not going to write a think piece about it and wait for people to tell me how clever I am for wishing that.

the next panel should be him writing an angry tweet asking why more people aren't taking the 'male loneliness epidemic' seriously enough

So going to the article, it’s a short clip not an image, and he is actually awake (barely; fighting to keep his eyes open)

Doctors recommend "appearing drowsy" on a regular schedule, 8 hours each night.

"appeared sluggish"

NYT really does seem to go out of its way to cover for the guy.

*if money

No Palm Springs, no Beverly Hills, no Aspen, No Key West or Martha's Vineyard, but a whole bunch of people wish they have the sweet, sweet cash to live in the city they mostly know from The Wire?

I can't help but notice there's no reference as to where that poll is from, and that combined with top to bottom it being a downright bizarre "if none were no object" list I'm guessing it's fake.

I was just pondering that.

In all seriousness though, my working assumption has always been that Trump doesn't have that big a footprint in the Epstein files, and not releasing was more about not wanting to admit they'd just been making s**t up for years

But that sure does make it seem like maybe they found some s**t.

Like, I feel pretty confident without even looking it up that there aren't any US "Bounty Hunting" firms that just so happen to have thousands of employees ready to go. I'd honestly be surprised if there were a dozen that had more than ten or twenty.