Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
@rtodkelly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, studier of fringe characters & extremists, cooker of foods, teller of stories.
Executive Producer & Artistic Director of 7 Deadly Sins in PDX, OR.
Executive Producer & Artistic Director of 7 Deadly Sins in PDX, OR.
I'm sorry, but wtf is the point of this piece.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm sorry, but wtf is the point of this piece.
People on Twitter are weird and broken in highly, highly specific niche ways.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
People on Twitter are weird and broken in highly, highly specific niche ways.
"appeared sluggish"
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"appeared sluggish"
"appeared drowsy"
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"appeared drowsy"
have to make up two fictional kids so I can get my wife this bling for christmas
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
have to make up two fictional kids so I can get my wife this bling for christmas
they had to hurry up and not release it
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
they had to hurry up and not release it
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
these are basically the same tweet
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
these are basically the same tweet
This might be the single worst investment pitch of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This might be the single worst investment pitch of all time.
dude posted that twice
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
dude posted that twice
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
One of my least popular opinions with people in real life is that the reason people so aggressively despise anyone blowing leaves but are totes cool with people mowing their lawns is that the leaf blower thing is really about something class- or culture-related.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One of my least popular opinions with people in real life is that the reason people so aggressively despise anyone blowing leaves but are totes cool with people mowing their lawns is that the leaf blower thing is really about something class- or culture-related.
Am I going crazy or is Aileen Cannon looking for love in Portland.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Am I going crazy or is Aileen Cannon looking for love in Portland.
You know you can just tell everyone Leavitt's husband is her father's age, you don't have to go that far out of your way to report on absolutely nothing interesting just to find an excuse to casually let it slip.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You know you can just tell everyone Leavitt's husband is her father's age, you don't have to go that far out of your way to report on absolutely nothing interesting just to find an excuse to casually let it slip.
I had not been tracking this story, but it appears an overzealous ICE agent shot a woman five times with no cause, and afterwards to cover the crime the DOJ just made up a fake story that she was a terrorist who attacked federal officers, then charged her.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I had not been tracking this story, but it appears an overzealous ICE agent shot a woman five times with no cause, and afterwards to cover the crime the DOJ just made up a fake story that she was a terrorist who attacked federal officers, then charged her.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
This morning I had a brain fart and thought this sign said WE'RE TRANSITIONING TO A NEW LEGAL SYSTEM, and I could not for the life of me figure out what they knew that I didn't until it finally hit me I'd misread it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This morning I had a brain fart and thought this sign said WE'RE TRANSITIONING TO A NEW LEGAL SYSTEM, and I could not for the life of me figure out what they knew that I didn't until it finally hit me I'd misread it.
A quick reminder that Vanity Fair did a big gala & puff piece around Elizabeth Holmes *after* the WSJ had exposed her as a fraud.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A quick reminder that Vanity Fair did a big gala & puff piece around Elizabeth Holmes *after* the WSJ had exposed her as a fraud.
Another Thanksgiving dinner tip: when making gravy, use Potato Starch (not potato flour) instead of flour to thicken. It's how most Chinese restaurants thicken their sauces.
Basically, have some in a small dish, add cold water & stir. Then when making the gravy with the drippings, (cont)
Basically, have some in a small dish, add cold water & stir. Then when making the gravy with the drippings, (cont)
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Another Thanksgiving dinner tip: when making gravy, use Potato Starch (not potato flour) instead of flour to thicken. It's how most Chinese restaurants thicken their sauces.
Basically, have some in a small dish, add cold water & stir. Then when making the gravy with the drippings, (cont)
Basically, have some in a small dish, add cold water & stir. Then when making the gravy with the drippings, (cont)
It's amazing how quickly this is becoming normalized online.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's amazing how quickly this is becoming normalized online.
Reading the short synopsis of this story makes these people look like losers; reading the details of this story make these people seem completely f**king unhinged.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reading the short synopsis of this story makes these people look like losers; reading the details of this story make these people seem completely f**king unhinged.
This may or may not be true - most conservative state-of-education pieces I've seen over the years end up being mostly made up - but it's still worth noting that the attempt to tackle the deficiencies described here is part of the "new math" these exact same people railed against 10-20 years ago.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This may or may not be true - most conservative state-of-education pieces I've seen over the years end up being mostly made up - but it's still worth noting that the attempt to tackle the deficiencies described here is part of the "new math" these exact same people railed against 10-20 years ago.
What does it say about you as a person and a political movement that the only reason you can fathom going into academia or the arts is to "capture" it for purposes that have nothing whatsoever to do with learning or creating art.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What does it say about you as a person and a political movement that the only reason you can fathom going into academia or the arts is to "capture" it for purposes that have nothing whatsoever to do with learning or creating art.