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The Hobbit
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Truly surprised everything isn’t written in comic sans.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Of the 3 possible scenarios, that to me is the weirdest one. Who would just dump a case of bottled water? But I suppose someone willing to litter is already mental.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I spent the entire movie wondering what their relationship was. When she said “dad,” I had to compose myself.

Well done.
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Was this a case worth of empties that he just dumped? Or did this clown heave a case full of full bottles?

Or were these his urine bottles?

He’s foul either way but I just find it weird why he would do this.
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This ad is incendiary.

So what does it look like for ICE to work from home? Sitting in their yard calling in reports of brown people?
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh boy. A lot of American kids are going to get killed.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I once flew to DFW from Newark, landed at gate 1, had to fly to Fayetteville AR out of gate 35 (maybe other way around) and the train wasn’t working. That was a long-ass walk. Minneapolis was also a long walk in May for me.

I have to wonder how smokers do it. The walking will kill them.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
At the risk of sounding ableist, was this written by an adult with a learning disability? Or by a child?
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The only airport that has made me walk further is Frankfurt. Every visit from customs to connecting gate feels like I’m walking halfway to France.

Then there’s Milwaukee where you walk in the front door and security is right there. But with beer and sausage stands nobody is exercising.
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can confirm. And the immigration policies are hurting the labor pool. I know there are tons of Christmas tree farms where my in laws live,
I’m sure they were hurting for available labor this year.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m not suggesting he’s undocumented, I’m suggesting he doesn’t have deep Wisconsin roots. I have lived in metro Atlanta longer than he’s been alive, but I don’t have deep Georgia roots. My wife hasn’t lived in WI since the 90’s but her family has lived there for 130 years. She has deep WI roots.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Given the Dems inability to win statewide office despite the GOP running miserable degenerates says more about Texas voters than anything. No matter how good the candidate, Texans would rather have a piece of shit.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Reposted
man, Puck would have been a better government official than this asshole
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My wife was raised in WI-7, inlaws still live there. Trump’s policies are destroying the economy there. Which means that 25 year old dipshit will absolutely win.

“I have deep Wisconsin roots.” Your parents were Cuban immigrants, Alfonso.
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
She’s my rep. Been literally praying for that for years.

Like the song says, only the good die young.
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Also my home airport is Hartsfield. I can usually walk a mile by the time I pull up to the curb and get to my gate. Getting exercise has never been a problem. Hobby and Newark are my second most traveled airports, and I get my steps there as well.
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ok, throwing this out here….is it possible she’s doe-eyed for RFK? Because despite his heroin use, roadkill diet, medical conspiracy mentality, and the likelihood he pushed his 2nd wife to taking her own life, he may have a magic penis that makes women insane.
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He’s legitimately a skilled lumberjack competitor.

He’s a dumb fuck, but definitely an athlete.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM