rszimm.bsky.social
@rszimm.bsky.social
For Xmas decorations, we have 2 white boards in our yard. Each day we have a different Advent Calendar Dad Joke. I see parents driving kids home from school and stopping to read the joke of the day. I’ve seen school bus drivers stop and read the joke to the kids. Kids look forward to the jokes.
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Some beers you buy only for the name.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The Brookstone Kroger is about to get wild.
September 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like 1988 had only one true perfect album.
July 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I guess the owner resorted to renting it out to production companies to cover the property taxes.
July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sure, Otto looks cute here, but if I died in the house she would 100% dine on my flesh. I work from home, so that would make an alarming scene when my wife came home from work, but it’s the cost of being a cat owner.
May 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
May 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They’re not wrong.
April 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Kinda want to know what’s going through this kid’s mind right now.
April 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#Handsoff Atlanta. What an incredible experience. Even on the MARTA train riding to/from the Capitol. So many great people sharing their stories. The stories from former CDC employees were heartbreaking.
April 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s not apples and oranges. It’s red delicious and gala.

If he was insulted by being called “chairwoman,” (he was) then it was an insult. But out of respect for women, next time (I’m sure this wasn’t the last time) I will call it a sick burn.
March 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
SNOWMYGOD!!!

Good luck to everyone in metro Atlanta today. Don’t become part of the problem, when the melted snow turns to ice, stay off the roads.
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One of the best sights in the city. My daughter sent me this pic while walking to class at Aderhold one day (Fall 2023). Although in retrospect I wish she wasn’t standing in the middle of Peachtree).
January 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Put these in the Louvre.
November 22, 2024 at 3:17 PM