___roy
@roy31.bsky.social
Here for Cavs/NBA, laughs. Clevelander living in Metro Detroit.
(Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks voice) “jer-REEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!”
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
(Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks voice) “jer-REEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!”
“These microplastic mashed potatoes taste just like aunt Mildred’s and you can’t tell me otherwise!”
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“These microplastic mashed potatoes taste just like aunt Mildred’s and you can’t tell me otherwise!”
Thanksgiving 2055; “This is really the only time of year we eat styrofoam strudel and high fructose cornberry sauce, but it sure is good!”
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thanksgiving 2055; “This is really the only time of year we eat styrofoam strudel and high fructose cornberry sauce, but it sure is good!”
Meh, don’t believe you, AI
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Meh, don’t believe you, AI
Oh so we’re just gonna whip up a “Chic-fil-a copycat” all easy peasy?
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh so we’re just gonna whip up a “Chic-fil-a copycat” all easy peasy?
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who remembers these (we used to set the alarms so we wouldn't miss our flight to Jeffrey Epstein's private island)
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
who remembers these (we used to set the alarms so we wouldn't miss our flight to Jeffrey Epstein's private island)
I believe it, the Arby’s cup is pretty perfectly positioned and it’s a near perfect pyramid of dry ass steak
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I believe it, the Arby’s cup is pretty perfectly positioned and it’s a near perfect pyramid of dry ass steak
Not a bar, but Ben's Chili Bowl is legit
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not a bar, but Ben's Chili Bowl is legit
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM