Rowdy
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Rowdy
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Fartboy, etc. he/they
I don’t think guillotines are necessary, we have much more inventive and fun inventions these days, like industrial microwaves.
February 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i’m still working up the courage to tell my wife we lost the house in a bad puppy bowl bet #stayprayedup
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
what if instead of taxes you had to file your poop returns and the govt gives you extra poop for pooping too much during the fiscal year
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Who up Breaking they Benjamin??
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
President Trump please suck the cancer out of Dilbert's ass like John Coffee amen
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Traffic laws hardly apply to me, I'm simply too good. No my registration isn't up to date.
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Is your name Charlie Kirk? Cause girl I'm about to blow that throat wide open.
September 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kirkstallnacht. How's that?
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oh so grown adults are allowed to say "neurospicy" all the time but when i call myself a "neurofaggot" i get dirty looks?
June 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What if instead of les claypool it was lez claypool and she slapped on a clit with her thumb like a base guitar
May 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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IDW Arcee by myself and my kid Rose/pumapanic

Shared for visibility today and every day
March 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You know if RealDoll ever puts my wiener on one of their $175k sex robots I might pursue some reimbursement. I didn't get shit for that dildo mold, and I also didn't sign shit. Just thought it would be cool.
January 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
They are unfixable pieces of garbage, the most finicky aircraft I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with, and I pray to God every day they shut down the program with no more loss of human life.
December 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I love Superman you cannot stop me from loving Superman. I don't give a shit. I love the pretend man he makes me feel happy.
December 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Someone needs to show this to Trump and film his reaction
lol dude this is a congressman
December 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
As a community, death threats get us no where. Death promises, on the other hand...
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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that's nice. I hope his rocket depressurizes
December 6, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Where'd all these people come from did something happen?
November 23, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I hope there is huge spike in redditor suicides when the cybertruck bombs
January 18, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Hilarious to see people, now that Godzilla -1.0 is out, to say "America just makes a spectacle out of Goji whereas the Honorable Japanese use him to make a point about humanity" as if Japan hasn't only made like 3 serious Godzilla movies ever and there are like 50 more absurd cartoonish spectacles.
December 15, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I don't know how I feel about the new Sonic Screwdriver
December 10, 2023 at 9:10 PM
HASLAB DEATHSAURUS IS OUT?!
December 9, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I'm going to take a bare assed shit on his grave in broad daylight
November 30, 2023 at 5:57 AM