Ross Parsons
@rossparsons.bsky.social
Want to learn Spanish so I can do Danza Kuduro at karaoke
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Want to learn Spanish so I can do Danza Kuduro at karaoke
Can’t wait to go to the Strong Floor No Ceiling Rally with ten thousand of my friends
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can’t wait to go to the Strong Floor No Ceiling Rally with ten thousand of my friends
George Clooney thankful for Olivia Nuzzi getting the Biden truthers off his back
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
George Clooney thankful for Olivia Nuzzi getting the Biden truthers off his back
Yes please make Alan Dershowitz the face of CBS News
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Yes please make Alan Dershowitz the face of CBS News
Less sauce than the last year of Bush’s second term already. Remember how the media assumed these dopes had permanently realigned our politics?
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Less sauce than the last year of Bush’s second term already. Remember how the media assumed these dopes had permanently realigned our politics?
Rogue One is a pilot episode
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Rogue One is a pilot episode
I love the Opps Dojo as a concept because it's a good source of supplementary income
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I love the Opps Dojo as a concept because it's a good source of supplementary income
The Jeff Dye pile-on is probably the best case for Threads as a social network
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The Jeff Dye pile-on is probably the best case for Threads as a social network
Did a bunch of Clay Higgins’s friends prank him by telling him they were going to vote no too?
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Did a bunch of Clay Higgins’s friends prank him by telling him they were going to vote no too?
How do you bomb on a show with your own name in the title
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How do you bomb on a show with your own name in the title
Stopping myself from telling the flight attendant who he sounds like
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stopping myself from telling the flight attendant who he sounds like
It's plausible he's more panicked by the beach dome than the pedophilia
unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's plausible he's more panicked by the beach dome than the pedophilia
They're leaving because the vibes at Union Pool just aren't the same anymore
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They're leaving because the vibes at Union Pool just aren't the same anymore
There's a dang cheeto in these Epstein emails
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's a dang cheeto in these Epstein emails
Amazon Prime delivered to Little St James
I don't sub to the Washington Post anymore, so can someone explain to me the basis of this headline?
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Amazon Prime delivered to Little St James
At the very least, even if you didn't believe you had enough to convict Trump on, it might've helped defeat opposition to his other prosecutions to tie him even more closely to the world's most famous pedophile
Merrick Garland you fuckass bitch what were you even doing for four years
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At the very least, even if you didn't believe you had enough to convict Trump on, it might've helped defeat opposition to his other prosecutions to tie him even more closely to the world's most famous pedophile
Maybe everybody overlooked the pedophilia because Jeffrey Epstein was such a good hang
Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Maybe everybody overlooked the pedophilia because Jeffrey Epstein was such a good hang
A President using the White House situation room to cover up a pedophile ring sounds like a scene from a Jim Caviezel movie
My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!)
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A President using the White House situation room to cover up a pedophile ring sounds like a scene from a Jim Caviezel movie
Imagine if the Edmund Fitzgerald led to the War on Great Lakes
The Edmund Fitzgerald becoming like an ironic zillenial thing proves that all 9/11 needed was a folk ballad.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Imagine if the Edmund Fitzgerald led to the War on Great Lakes
What are some good Zohran articles to send to your normie boomer dad?
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What are some good Zohran articles to send to your normie boomer dad?
How do you lose a shutdown to the Door Dash Data party
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How do you lose a shutdown to the Door Dash Data party
Capitalism has gotten so divorced from reality that a CEO can claim he'll replace prison with crime-stopping nanny robots and it doesn't immediately crater the stock.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Capitalism has gotten so divorced from reality that a CEO can claim he'll replace prison with crime-stopping nanny robots and it doesn't immediately crater the stock.
"Maybe we'll win later" is a hell of a rallying cry.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Maybe we'll win later" is a hell of a rallying cry.
I would've been fine missing Thanksgiving for healthcare subsidies.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I would've been fine missing Thanksgiving for healthcare subsidies.
Nico Harrison-ass political party
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nico Harrison-ass political party