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Lex
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prattle on, jester. the river rises.
wait what the fuck is happening to Chelsea lmaooo
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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“Greenland Tryst” by Rockwell Kent (1929) (with apologies to @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social)
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
me, and many online nwsl fans, forever, I guess
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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'trinity rodman,' i type smugly as pride swells within me, having identified the perfect comp to display my mastery of current events and critique, one that will cause the plebeians to lash out, cementing my intellect as superior; a perfect gauntlet constructed by my limitless mind, 'is greenland'
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
“In a way this is the NWSL’s Suez Crisis, its Greenland, its Megalopolis…the short-term fix that creates a big long-term problem. Rodman’s new deal is being feted across the continent. But what feels like a show of strength often looks, in retrospect, like the ultimate sign of weakness.”
a close up of a person 's mouth with a knife in it
Alt: pen to paper on fire
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Trinity Rodman is 5’8” but she’s 6’4” if you use Mercator Projection
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 AM
British guy getting paid by Jessica Berman: I think we should pay the players less, actually, and it makes you an evil European if you think otherwise
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
this is also not the point but the amount of sentence fragments in that article was maddening
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
in a very real sense, this is the NWSL ball, which represents soccer
Since the NWSL hasn't posted on this site...the new ball is basically an asterisk on a soccer ball.
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Trinity Rodman is Greenland: immediately added to the pantheon of weird NWSL social media memes. Breathtaking stuff.
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I really can’t get over the last paragraph. Megalopolis was a short-term fix that caused a long-term problem. Greenland was a short-term fix that caused a long-term problem. They are both Trinity Rodman. I am a man who doesn’t know who Sam Coffey is and I am an authority on US women’s soccer
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
it is unAmerican to pay women a living wage for soccer, says me, a British man who doesn’t know who Sam Coffey is. Instead it is the American way to pay the big burly football men who sit on the bench millions of dollars every year. Not even one single million for Trinity Rodman or else euroslop
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Being criticized for supporting the injection of additional funds into player compensation, after having played with a full-time job and housed teammates on welfare ten years ago in this very league, might perhaps be the nicest thing that’s happened to me so far this year.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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hey girl are you greenland, cause i want you to be my high impact player
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
today has been interesting for me because with very few exceptions I will always cheer for an east coast team over anyone else and also I have never been under the impression that we are a particularly good/reliable team and that seems untrue for a great deal of people today
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
didn’t watch most of the game due to having to get ready for and go to work but lol yeah this looks like preseason Gotham to me
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
oh AND the portal we use to pay rent is down look at that
my apartment complex sending out an email that we’ll be towed if we’re parked in a retail parking space vs my apartment complex doing nothing about the residential spaces that are buried in ice (there are cars in all 3 spaces I shoveled out yesterday 🫶)
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
my apartment complex sending out an email that we’ll be towed if we’re parked in a retail parking space vs my apartment complex doing nothing about the residential spaces that are buried in ice (there are cars in all 3 spaces I shoveled out yesterday 🫶)
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
7:30 AM after a late night USWNT game lmao
🗓️TOMORROW!

Gotham FC opens its 2026 FIFA Women’s Champions Cup facing Brazilian powerhouse Corinthians in the semifinals!

🏟️ Brentford Stadium
 
⚽️ Kickoff is set for 12:30 p.m. GMT (7:30 a.m. ET)

📺 Match streaming live and free on DAZN
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
happy 12 more hours of snow to all who celebrate
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Just turned 20 nbd
Trinity Rodman getting subbed off and passing the armband off to Claire Hutton. #USWNT
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Paraguay defended well and with honor for 45 minutes. And now, the tank is smashing "E".
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM