RobotLyra, Insufferable Lisa Simpson Era
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Survivor under American Fascism
Come follow me into the dark
100% Human-Made Fresh N Tasty Art
Contents may not be used for AI model training
http://robotlyra.carrd.co
Survivor under American Fascism
If Jax can get a cunty little witch costume, Caine can have some Programmer Socks. #TADCCaine
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If Jax can get a cunty little witch costume, Caine can have some Programmer Socks. #TADCCaine
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November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Checking the news, and all I'll say is that the Old Man Yaoi enthusiasts of the internet are going to have to do some somber, serious reflection tonight
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Checking the news, and all I'll say is that the Old Man Yaoi enthusiasts of the internet are going to have to do some somber, serious reflection tonight
"At long last, we have created the Personal Jesus from the Depeche Mode song lampooning the commodification of religious devotion, 'Personal Jesus." Reach out and text faith.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"At long last, we have created the Personal Jesus from the Depeche Mode song lampooning the commodification of religious devotion, 'Personal Jesus." Reach out and text faith.
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How I want to look in winter fashion vs how I actually look
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How I want to look in winter fashion vs how I actually look
I think a lot of women might in fact be very good at convincing themselves they are attracted to a man when they are actually attracted to his power, his mythos, and the fantasy of safety and luxury that attachment to him provides.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I think a lot of women might in fact be very good at convincing themselves they are attracted to a man when they are actually attracted to his power, his mythos, and the fantasy of safety and luxury that attachment to him provides.
Turkey alert on the Common!
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Turkey alert on the Common!
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Take his hand, you can trust him! #TADCCaine #IRLCaineAU
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Take his hand, you can trust him! #TADCCaine #IRLCaineAU
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
Private monetary assets over one million should be capped and returned to public service funding and UBI. Residential House-hoarding real estate investment should be abolished and surplus used to guarantee ownership to anyone over 18
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Private monetary assets over one million should be capped and returned to public service funding and UBI. Residential House-hoarding real estate investment should be abolished and surplus used to guarantee ownership to anyone over 18
Take his hand, you can trust him! #TADCCaine #IRLCaineAU
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Take his hand, you can trust him! #TADCCaine #IRLCaineAU
Do you know how awkward it is realizing you might be getting a thing for short guys when you're a woman who's 5'3"?
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Do you know how awkward it is realizing you might be getting a thing for short guys when you're a woman who's 5'3"?
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I want to point out that he gave himself an ass (WITH jiggle physics) specifically for this joke. He's a freak. One can only imagine what other bodily changes he can manifest.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I want to point out that he gave himself an ass (WITH jiggle physics) specifically for this joke. He's a freak. One can only imagine what other bodily changes he can manifest.
Welcome to Fuck Around and Find Out Town, area code 617
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Welcome to Fuck Around and Find Out Town, area code 617
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
As a woman over forty, I am excused from having to call it "aura farming". I'll just call it "showing off".
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As a woman over forty, I am excused from having to call it "aura farming". I'll just call it "showing off".
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BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
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dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
"Load-Bearing Blorbo" - when the character is the main structure supporting your mental health in times of stress
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Load-Bearing Blorbo" - when the character is the main structure supporting your mental health in times of stress
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Thinking up TADC Cocktails with a friend and google searching gummy teeth candies for Caine's drink garnish and just got flashbanged by Haribo's packaging
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thinking up TADC Cocktails with a friend and google searching gummy teeth candies for Caine's drink garnish and just got flashbanged by Haribo's packaging
At this point, I just have to assume all politics boils down to: "In spite of vague flavor differences in affiliation, everyone in power believes in the same ideals: crime only exists when the ruling class is transgressed by the servant class". AKA "I golf with that guy, I'm not ruining his career"
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
At this point, I just have to assume all politics boils down to: "In spite of vague flavor differences in affiliation, everyone in power believes in the same ideals: crime only exists when the ruling class is transgressed by the servant class". AKA "I golf with that guy, I'm not ruining his career"
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Clinging to joy and amusement with all ten fingers and nails, because I refuse to let fascists outlive me by killing me with despair
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Clinging to joy and amusement with all ten fingers and nails, because I refuse to let fascists outlive me by killing me with despair
Me: As much as I enjoy the catharsis of making a human version of Caine suffer the indignities that the rest of us mortals deal with, I am too affectionate to make him truly suffer
The Dark Urge Lurking in the Back of my Brain: Pst. Hey. What if you made his human body allergic to bee stings.
The Dark Urge Lurking in the Back of my Brain: Pst. Hey. What if you made his human body allergic to bee stings.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Me: As much as I enjoy the catharsis of making a human version of Caine suffer the indignities that the rest of us mortals deal with, I am too affectionate to make him truly suffer
The Dark Urge Lurking in the Back of my Brain: Pst. Hey. What if you made his human body allergic to bee stings.
The Dark Urge Lurking in the Back of my Brain: Pst. Hey. What if you made his human body allergic to bee stings.
Going back and looking at my earliest drawings of my human version of Caine and thinking I should be more mindful of not shrinking him TOO much even if he's a shorty, man's starting to get Peridot Steven Universe Syndrome
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Going back and looking at my earliest drawings of my human version of Caine and thinking I should be more mindful of not shrinking him TOO much even if he's a shorty, man's starting to get Peridot Steven Universe Syndrome