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Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About https://theonion.com/area-dad-suffers-massive-nothing-to-worry-about-1819571358/
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About https://theonion.com/area-dad-suffers-massive-nothing-to-worry-about-1819571358/
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He heard there was a sport where petty was king and said sign me up
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
He heard there was a sport where petty was king and said sign me up
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Daytona 500 puts MJ above Lebron
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Daytona 500 puts MJ above Lebron
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Me, a Dad: "Well you don't want to be down there..."
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Me, a Dad: "Well you don't want to be down there..."
Daytona 500 champion Michael Jordan.
Glad he finally won SOMETHING…
Glad he finally won SOMETHING…
February 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Daytona 500 champion Michael Jordan.
Glad he finally won SOMETHING…
Glad he finally won SOMETHING…
Meanwhile at Daytona—it’s clenching time.
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Meanwhile at Daytona—it’s clenching time.
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How to Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
How to Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
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Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever https://theonion.com/study-finds-100-of-relationships-last-forever-1849744218/
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever https://theonion.com/study-finds-100-of-relationships-last-forever-1849744218/
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/
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“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Gu...
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February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisor...
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February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
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If I'm a team, I don't care about the financial penalty, if it means I get a crack at the Top 2 in the draft, and thus an opportunity to select a budding superstar who will earn me hundreds of millions.
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
The NBA fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 for conduct detrimental to the league and the Indiana Pacers $100,000 for violating the Player Participation Policy. Full details below.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If I'm a team, I don't care about the financial penalty, if it means I get a crack at the Top 2 in the draft, and thus an opportunity to select a budding superstar who will earn me hundreds of millions.
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
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NBA fines Utah Jazz $500,000, Indiana Pacers $100,000 for "overt" tanking
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
NBA fines Utah Jazz $500,000, Indiana Pacers $100,000 for overt tanking
Utah had played Jaren Jackson Jr. and Lauri Markkanen 25 minutes through three quarters, then pulled them in the fourth.
www.nbcsports.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
NBA fines Utah Jazz $500,000, Indiana Pacers $100,000 for "overt" tanking
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
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Also, if you need a QB in this draft class and you aren’t the Raiders, no you don’t
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Also, if you need a QB in this draft class and you aren’t the Raiders, no you don’t
There’s no reason to believe there will be legitimate elections this November. Act accordingly.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
President Trump’s administration “has taken dozens of actions to undermine elections that, together, show that an attempted election ‘takeover’ may be underway,” Sean Morales-Doyle writes.
President Trump’s administration “has taken dozens of actions to undermine elections that, together, show that an attempted election ‘takeover’ may be underway,” Sean Morales-Doyle writes.
Opinion | Trump Can’t Cancel Elections. He Could Undermine Them.
Mr. Trump’s attempted election takeover is already underway.
nyti.ms
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There’s no reason to believe there will be legitimate elections this November. Act accordingly.
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"This is a time where we just cannot trust the words of our federal officials," her attorney said at a news conference. https://to.pbs.org/3Og5SHe
Lawyers of Chicago woman shot by federal agents say documents show how DHS lies about investigations
Marimar Martinez, a teaching assistant and U.S. citizen, was shot five times by a Border Patrol agent in October while in her vehicle. She was charged with a felony after Homeland Security officials a...
to.pbs.org
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
"This is a time where we just cannot trust the words of our federal officials," her attorney said at a news conference. https://to.pbs.org/3Og5SHe
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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
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Compared with the CBO's analysis this time last year, the fiscal outlook has deteriorated modestly. https://to.pbs.org/4bQ2qgq
Federal deficits and debt will worsen over next decade, Congressional Budget Office finds
Congressional Budget Office projections also indicate that inflation doesn't hit the Federal Reserve’s 2% target rate until 2030.
to.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Compared with the CBO's analysis this time last year, the fiscal outlook has deteriorated modestly. https://to.pbs.org/4bQ2qgq
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Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/
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Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
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matt nagy, greg roman, brian callahan offensive brain trust? do my eyes deceive me?
Rap: Giants to hire Brian Callahan as QBs coach, passing game coordinator.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
matt nagy, greg roman, brian callahan offensive brain trust? do my eyes deceive me?