Lazersaurus
@robertinks.bsky.social
Bringing my A-game to sea level.
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My actual, serious, not-bullshitting-you New Year's resolution: Make as much shitty art as I can and show it to almost no one.
Turns out all I needed to lay down the scariest possible doom metal vocals was a sinus infection.
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Turns out all I needed to lay down the scariest possible doom metal vocals was a sinus infection.
Fatboy Slim's "On The Floor At The Boutique" remains one of the best ways you can spend an hour listening to music.
January 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Fatboy Slim's "On The Floor At The Boutique" remains one of the best ways you can spend an hour listening to music.
It is possible that it is Doom Metal O'Clock
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It is possible that it is Doom Metal O'Clock
That this has earned me no followers is an indictment of everyone else, not of me.
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
January 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
That this has earned me no followers is an indictment of everyone else, not of me.
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
January 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
it's called unconditional love
...no one ever questioned that I poop pastries
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
it's called unconditional love
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...no one ever questioned that I poop pastries
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
...no one ever questioned that I poop pastries
The thing is that if you have to say "words are very unnecessary" more than once then you're kind of undermining your own argument.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The thing is that if you have to say "words are very unnecessary" more than once then you're kind of undermining your own argument.
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The main thing about making art is that the more I think about whatever I'm doing, the worse it goes for me.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The main thing about making art is that the more I think about whatever I'm doing, the worse it goes for me.
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
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January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
My actual, serious, not-bullshitting-you New Year's resolution: Make as much shitty art as I can and show it to almost no one.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My actual, serious, not-bullshitting-you New Year's resolution: Make as much shitty art as I can and show it to almost no one.
Trying to get back into the watercolor habit now that the holidays are over and I have paying work to be distracted from doing.
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Trying to get back into the watercolor habit now that the holidays are over and I have paying work to be distracted from doing.
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Day 4 of #BirbFest2026 - This golden-headed manakin has a secret...
딴 사람들한텐 비밀입니다
#birdart #birbfest #birds #artmoots
딴 사람들한텐 비밀입니다
#birdart #birbfest #birds #artmoots
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Day 4 of #BirbFest2026 - This golden-headed manakin has a secret...
딴 사람들한텐 비밀입니다
#birdart #birbfest #birds #artmoots
딴 사람들한텐 비밀입니다
#birdart #birbfest #birds #artmoots
Recommendation still stands.
I recommend starting a doom metal band.
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Recommendation still stands.
First weekend of the new year is the perfect time to ask yourself the big questions and really dig deep into their answers. For instance, what if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can?
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
First weekend of the new year is the perfect time to ask yourself the big questions and really dig deep into their answers. For instance, what if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can?
Ok so I just started Hades II but I Am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes And Drown You To Death should win several Grammys
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Ok so I just started Hades II but I Am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes And Drown You To Death should win several Grammys
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Favorite game I played in 2025: Blippo+
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released before 2025: Dark Souls 1
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released after 2025: Ohiomageddon III: Tales From The Cleave Land
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released before 2025: Dark Souls 1
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released after 2025: Ohiomageddon III: Tales From The Cleave Land
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Favorite game I played in 2025: Blippo+
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released before 2025: Dark Souls 1
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released after 2025: Ohiomageddon III: Tales From The Cleave Land
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released before 2025: Dark Souls 1
Favorite game I played in 2025 that was released after 2025: Ohiomageddon III: Tales From The Cleave Land
I barely watch football anymore, but one of my favorite things is still my stepfather reading out his group chat's gripes about the Longhorns like he's Liz Bennet reading Mr. Darcy's latest letter aloud to her sisters.
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I barely watch football anymore, but one of my favorite things is still my stepfather reading out his group chat's gripes about the Longhorns like he's Liz Bennet reading Mr. Darcy's latest letter aloud to her sisters.
Central Perk-style gigantic mug of cocoa at 6 am. Breakfast of winter champions.
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Central Perk-style gigantic mug of cocoa at 6 am. Breakfast of winter champions.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
[weeping quietly as I watch the meteor make impact] comprise is transitive; the whole comprises its parts
[coughing weakly in on the forest floor, as I lose consciousness from having slipped and smashed my skull on a rock]
change TACK
change TACK
[scrawling in ketchup on the tablecloth due to poorly chewed chunk of meat lodged in my windpipe] INTENTS AND PURPOSES
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
[weeping quietly as I watch the meteor make impact] comprise is transitive; the whole comprises its parts
Dispatch is good. Tightly paced, fun characters, quick dialogue, smoldering green dudes hanging full peen. What more can you ask for?
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dispatch is good. Tightly paced, fun characters, quick dialogue, smoldering green dudes hanging full peen. What more can you ask for?