Rob McDonnell
@rob8086.bsky.social
Dad, husband, IT guy, Star Wars enjoyer, occasional children's book author, app developer, and unrepentant Michigan man. Takes you agree with are my own, spooky ghost responsible for all others.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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This is the moderate position.
EAT THE RICH AND THEN SKULL FUCK THEM
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This is the moderate position.
Thanks, Siri (and ChatGPT)! I’ll be sure to mark my calendar on Thursday, January 25.
Anyway, remember to use AI for everything all of the time (while making sure you are physically in the office and not at home) or you aren’t really working.
Anyway, remember to use AI for everything all of the time (while making sure you are physically in the office and not at home) or you aren’t really working.
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Thanks, Siri (and ChatGPT)! I’ll be sure to mark my calendar on Thursday, January 25.
Anyway, remember to use AI for everything all of the time (while making sure you are physically in the office and not at home) or you aren’t really working.
Anyway, remember to use AI for everything all of the time (while making sure you are physically in the office and not at home) or you aren’t really working.
I wonder what it will do for the Ford Expedition and Chevy Suburban that their images are becoming synonymous with ICE activity. Nothing says "most dependable, longest-lasting truck on the road" like shooting a woman in the face three times and calling her a fucking bitch afterward.
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I wonder what it will do for the Ford Expedition and Chevy Suburban that their images are becoming synonymous with ICE activity. Nothing says "most dependable, longest-lasting truck on the road" like shooting a woman in the face three times and calling her a fucking bitch afterward.
Not offering dark mode on your website should be illegal. It's difficult to order Thai food when the experience reduces my retinas to ash.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Not offering dark mode on your website should be illegal. It's difficult to order Thai food when the experience reduces my retinas to ash.
This is a lot easier to understand when you've given up looking for humanity where there is none. This is a person-shaped billboard running on a depleted battery, only capable of displaying what it's been fed by the worst people on the planet. If fed nothing, it defaults to whatever this is. Easy.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is a lot easier to understand when you've given up looking for humanity where there is none. This is a person-shaped billboard running on a depleted battery, only capable of displaying what it's been fed by the worst people on the planet. If fed nothing, it defaults to whatever this is. Easy.
No statement has ever made me feel so seen in my entire life. Thank you, @techconnectify.bsky.social.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No statement has ever made me feel so seen in my entire life. Thank you, @techconnectify.bsky.social.
Truly hate online sports betting. It is to pro sports as AI is to personal computers. I don't give a shit about either offering, I don't want it IN the thing I'm trying to do, but everyone in control of that thing REALLY wants me to use it ALL OF THE TIME.
Kindly fuck off into the sun, forever.
Kindly fuck off into the sun, forever.
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Truly hate online sports betting. It is to pro sports as AI is to personal computers. I don't give a shit about either offering, I don't want it IN the thing I'm trying to do, but everyone in control of that thing REALLY wants me to use it ALL OF THE TIME.
Kindly fuck off into the sun, forever.
Kindly fuck off into the sun, forever.
I think we have run out of ideas when it comes to making money. All we have left are variations of "pay the peasantry to fight amongst themselves" on the short road to a future where all prosperity is lottery.
We peaked at Windows 98 SE.
We peaked at Windows 98 SE.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think we have run out of ideas when it comes to making money. All we have left are variations of "pay the peasantry to fight amongst themselves" on the short road to a future where all prosperity is lottery.
We peaked at Windows 98 SE.
We peaked at Windows 98 SE.
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a great movie. I watch it nearly every year about this time. Steve Martin was 42 when this movie came out. John Candy was 37. Kevin Bacon was 29.
BEN STEIN WAS 43.
Anyway, please scatter the dust I am becoming somewhere cool.
BEN STEIN WAS 43.
Anyway, please scatter the dust I am becoming somewhere cool.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a great movie. I watch it nearly every year about this time. Steve Martin was 42 when this movie came out. John Candy was 37. Kevin Bacon was 29.
BEN STEIN WAS 43.
Anyway, please scatter the dust I am becoming somewhere cool.
BEN STEIN WAS 43.
Anyway, please scatter the dust I am becoming somewhere cool.
The most unrealistic thing about Home Alone is that Kevin, with no parental involvement whatsoever, cleans up his whole mess after it's all over.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The most unrealistic thing about Home Alone is that Kevin, with no parental involvement whatsoever, cleans up his whole mess after it's all over.
What I said (verbatim): hey bud, can you grab the books you pulled off the shelf and help put them back?
What he heard (apparently):
What he heard (apparently):
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What I said (verbatim): hey bud, can you grab the books you pulled off the shelf and help put them back?
What he heard (apparently):
What he heard (apparently):
I think making 38-year-old men choose between football and a new Ken Burns documentary is Violence, Actually.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think making 38-year-old men choose between football and a new Ken Burns documentary is Violence, Actually.
I made a thing! It’s a journaling/habit-tracking app, specifically the app I wanted to exist but didn’t. No account required, no ads or third-party sniffing allowed, and no “we need access to everything you have ever done” permissions. Check it out! Or don’t! But it’d be a lot cooler if you did!
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November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I made a thing! It’s a journaling/habit-tracking app, specifically the app I wanted to exist but didn’t. No account required, no ads or third-party sniffing allowed, and no “we need access to everything you have ever done” permissions. Check it out! Or don’t! But it’d be a lot cooler if you did!
NYT and WaPo front pages are just... *incredibly* telling right now. You have to scroll down to find anything on Epstein and, in WaPo's case, the headline is a flat-out lie about the contents of the emails. What the fuck are we doing here?
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
NYT and WaPo front pages are just... *incredibly* telling right now. You have to scroll down to find anything on Epstein and, in WaPo's case, the headline is a flat-out lie about the contents of the emails. What the fuck are we doing here?
Inside every dad, there are two wolves. The two wolves are not fighting because the first wolf spends its entire existence being hunted for sport by the children.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Inside every dad, there are two wolves. The two wolves are not fighting because the first wolf spends its entire existence being hunted for sport by the children.
Truly appreciate having the power of Windows Defender in my mouthwash.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Truly appreciate having the power of Windows Defender in my mouthwash.
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Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.
A $60B company just paid a small town in Michigan $9M to set itself on fire so a $300B company can continue its quest for 100% human unemployment. I love it here.
Saline Twp. didn't have enough money to fight off a lawsuit from the developers and residents said they felt concerns would go unwarranted.
Some Saline Twp. residents didn't like 250-acre data center but feared it was 'inevitable'
Saline Twp. didn't have enough money to fight off a lawsuit from the developers and residents said they felt concerns would go unwarranted.
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November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A $60B company just paid a small town in Michigan $9M to set itself on fire so a $300B company can continue its quest for 100% human unemployment. I love it here.
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2025 feels like that late-stage game of monopoly where you just go round and round paying rent and utilities forever and nobody knows what the rules are anymore and everyone’s just waiting for it all to end except the one player who cheated and has all the money
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
2025 feels like that late-stage game of monopoly where you just go round and round paying rent and utilities forever and nobody knows what the rules are anymore and everyone’s just waiting for it all to end except the one player who cheated and has all the money
I want to Fix The Damned Roads, just not my very specific roads at the very specific times I am using them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I want to Fix The Damned Roads, just not my very specific roads at the very specific times I am using them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
A distinctly American vibe that I really love: late-night-road-trip-pit-stop-core. Something about being in a public space, one open for your patronage but also empty or nearly empty of other humans, in the small hours of the morning while a little delirious from hours in your vehicle… (1/2)
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A distinctly American vibe that I really love: late-night-road-trip-pit-stop-core. Something about being in a public space, one open for your patronage but also empty or nearly empty of other humans, in the small hours of the morning while a little delirious from hours in your vehicle… (1/2)