Everything the US is now doing is designed to help Putin defeat Ukraine

Nice touch that the nursing home put Trump's last two IQ test scores underneath his name

TBF, those fishermen could have used the boat wreckage they were clinging to, to paddle their drugs haul all the way to Florida.

I guess Kash was the Meg Griffin in the Patel family home.

He needs to be careful, Hegseth can only resist the lure of that neck vagina for so long

The lower courts are showing the Supreme Court what the rule of law means, and what the role of the judiciary is in upholding the US Constitution. Half of the Supreme Court should be in prison.

Trump Daily Schedule:

1pm: Breakfast (McDonalds)
2pm: Nap
3pm: Golf
5pm: Nap
6pm: Dinner (McDonalds)
7pm: Nap
8pm onwards: Ranting on Truth Social

I hear quite a few MAGAts enjoy sea fishing. So be it

I can now publicly share that I have set up a new political party called, Lowestoft First. Our first and only policy is a declaration of war against Great Yarmouth. Only President "Bone Spurs" Trump can bring this conflict to an end (I've bribed him with a box of Mackerel, so looks promising).

Lucky you!

Alas, German jews thought that in the 1930s

When you're as old as Trump it's understandable that your hearing starts to go. Easy to see how you might mishear "President Fruit-loop" as "President of Europe"

I've also heard a rumour that Reeves persistently soiled her nappy when she was a baby. I'm praying the Times gets an investigator working on this scandal ASAP.

Be prepared

Best cabinet ever

A bit like asking, "Who was worse: Jeffrey Dahmer or Ed Gein?"

7/7 Europe must act.

Release Russia’s frozen assets to Ukraine. It secures Ukraine, gives leverage, and makes Trump irrelevant.

Helping Ukraine win is the best way to protect Europe

Clearly, she slaughtered the puppy as it outscored her on the cognitive tests.

Indeed! If Dogs-breath is confused by the simple act of destroying a single fishing boat (something he directly ordered) then he is clearly cognitively incapable of being the head of the entire US military.