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The sad part? If the smart guy goes through it all and solves it all, it's not really her phone number.
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The sad part? If the smart guy goes through it all and solves it all, it's not really her phone number.
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Top tier joke
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Top tier joke
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Well to be fair he's still learning about space
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well to be fair he's still learning about space
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Just takes a little thinking!
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just takes a little thinking!
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.
January 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.
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You have been warned.
January 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You have been warned.
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The 5-second rule for when something edible hits the floor can still be eaten does not apply when you have dogs. Or cats. Definitely if you have both.
Follow me for more pro tips.
Follow me for more pro tips.
December 22, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The 5-second rule for when something edible hits the floor can still be eaten does not apply when you have dogs. Or cats. Definitely if you have both.
Follow me for more pro tips.
Follow me for more pro tips.
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Seems very possible that Musk et al are going to be heading down from that first Dunning-Kruger peak increasingly rapidly as their naïveté is exposed and, as they do, their interest in ”fixing” the government will lose a lot of appeal.
December 22, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Seems very possible that Musk et al are going to be heading down from that first Dunning-Kruger peak increasingly rapidly as their naïveté is exposed and, as they do, their interest in ”fixing” the government will lose a lot of appeal.
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In September I made a Modest Proposal to Canada, in the face of their spending more than C$67 million to buy up Assault Weapons and destroying them, they should pay a stipend for gun owners to voluntarily bring their guns to military bases to ship them to Ukraine. They're doing it! PAY UP, CANADA!
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
In September I made a Modest Proposal to Canada, in the face of their spending more than C$67 million to buy up Assault Weapons and destroying them, they should pay a stipend for gun owners to voluntarily bring their guns to military bases to ship them to Ukraine. They're doing it! PAY UP, CANADA!
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And this cure has been available for free for more than 30 years.
December 2, 2024 at 9:02 PM
And this cure has been available for free for more than 30 years.
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How Musk presents X is so obviously and almost hilariously different from what it is. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Column | The demise of the ‘public square’ argument for X
Elon Musk bought Twitter purportedly because he sought to defend the public square. What he’s created is something very different.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
How Musk presents X is so obviously and almost hilariously different from what it is. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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I give public talks fairly often, and have only been heckled once (an organized chucklehead fest by Lyndon Larouchies). Still, I *dream* of having a comeback like this one. That's just a gift you have to have right there.
Vice President Harris to MAGA hecklers: “Oh you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street”
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October 17, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I give public talks fairly often, and have only been heckled once (an organized chucklehead fest by Lyndon Larouchies). Still, I *dream* of having a comeback like this one. That's just a gift you have to have right there.