Tearing up at Cher's snl performance is a definite sign I'm both pmsing and very, very whyte

Protest at Stonewall tomorrow.

You can’t spell Stonewall without the T.

Huge protest outside the USAID building today against Trump and Musk's illegal shutdown.

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service.

“Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

🚨 Today Target said it will end its three-year DEI goals, stop reports to external diversity-focused groups like the Human Rights Campaign's Corporate Equality Index and end a program focused on carrying more products from Black- or minority-owned businesses.
You guys know what to do?!

"I’ve seriously considered calling my employees’ fiancés and boyfriends and encouraging them to make some big romantic gesture the day before their partners go off on assignment, maybe delivering some kind of ultimatum."

SIMPLY HAVING A

this is straightforwardly an effort to try to re-segregate the officer corps

This is the year I finally admit bows have too much engineering for me to be good at them

I just saved $24 at the grocery store by stuffing a pork loin in my sports bra.

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My biggest flex is having a 76in tv and watching Bobs Burgers on it 99% of the time

Drake was like “no way that cat is cuter than me. must be RICO conspiracy” and then he sued me

Thanksgiving menu at Plaza Hotel NYC, 1899:

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol

My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市

And there you have it.

Nancy Mace comes out and says, "It's offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal"

That is what is driving them so mad. That a transgender person, duly elected to represent 1,000,000 people, could ever be her equal.

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

greetings MY FRIENDS

TODAY ON SIXTEENTH MINUTE

WE SPEAK TO TESSICA BROWN THE GORILLA GLUE GIRL

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